Maud

maud is kanker dik

Hoe dik is ze?
Ze is zo dik als een maud

by Maudiskankerdikpuntnl October 16, 2019

Maude

A selfish prick that can’t take a joke and believes people can’t change. Often overreacts about things and gets offended by things to boost their ego.

“Damn, what a maude”
“I know right, they’re such a cunt”

by Sus sy amongus November 22, 2021

old maude's revenge

when somebody takes it up the ass from certain sponsor for payment for travel and/or training services. The "maude" for general cases would be the one expecting payment for goods and/or services. the "revenge" would be the act done that would be equal to monetary payment.

danny and....sponsor use "old maude's revenge" to settle payment

"old maude's revenge" is used as payment
old maude's revenge

by chedder t January 12, 2009

Dirty Maude

When your friend’s grandma gets banged so rough she’s covered in dark bruises and smells like feces

I pulled a dirty Maude on my dads mother

by Gmoneymight April 4, 2023

Lucy Maud Montgomery

The one red haired girl from an anime called Bungou Stray Dogs who is so pretty.

Person 1: Who is your favorite character from Bungou Stray Dogs?
Person 2: Lucy Maud Montgomery <3

by Pinklette July 30, 2021

sara-maude

The most incredible person alive. She will open your mind and you will discover new things with her. Guys are really attracted by her. She always makes jokes and you shall never be bored with her. Call her Sara instead of Sara-Maude, she likes it better. Oh, and if you ever want to please her, bring some food with you. She will love you forever!

Look at that hot girl! She's such a Sara-Maude.

Omg, you're so funny! Stop being a Sara-Maude or I'm going to die laughing!

by Tchinninni November 22, 2021

Mauding

To show up uninvited and lurk at a funeral of someone you do not know. In most cases, those that maude do not know anyone attending the funeral either. (A term in reference to the movie 'Harold and Maude.')

- Oh, dude... Pasha was totally mauding at my grandfather's funeral last weekend. It was so fucked up!

- Dude, just because he shared that his grandmother passed isn't a good reason to show up and maude him!

by Kawaii_General July 7, 2022