Maud Arets

Mentally unstable person with a Jeremy Renner obsession <3

I am such a Maud Arets!

by alexturner.vp August 18, 2021

maud zombie

Wicked ass derby girl that always drinks her boyfriends under the table.

P1 "We went out last night and my girlfriend totally Maud Zombied me."
P2 "you gotta dump that bitch, she be showing you up."

by TalkerBettyCrocker February 9, 2014

Maud

Someone who leads a conventional life and follows the rules of society, but ends up unfulfilled and alone. It’s a reference to the poem “Sadie and Maud” by Gwendolyn Brooks.

Maud, who went to college,
Is a thin brown mouse.
She is living all alone
In this old house.

by Dreamgirl42069 September 15, 2022

Mauding

To show up uninvited and lurk at a funeral of someone you do not know. In most cases, those that maude do not know anyone attending the funeral either. (A term in reference to the movie 'Harold and Maude.')

- Oh, dude... Pasha was totally mauding at my grandfather's funeral last weekend. It was so fucked up!

- Dude, just because he shared that his grandmother passed isn't a good reason to show up and maude him!

by Kawaii_General July 7, 2022

sara-maude

The most incredible person alive. She will open your mind and you will discover new things with her. Guys are really attracted by her. She always makes jokes and you shall never be bored with her. Call her Sara instead of Sara-Maude, she likes it better. Oh, and if you ever want to please her, bring some food with you. She will love you forever!

Look at that hot girl! She's such a Sara-Maude.

Omg, you're so funny! Stop being a Sara-Maude or I'm going to die laughing!

by Tchinninni November 22, 2021

Maud High School

A place where half the people show up high or drunk and if they don’t they’re most likely the rich ones who do athletics and are coaches kids. basically where all good thinks go to die.

She’s a Maud High School girl you should get your hopes up, she’s either high or a bitch.

by wtf.is.going.on March 4, 2022

lily-maude

lily-maude is really pretty and so much people like. she has a lot of inside jokes with her friends. its possible for her to be popular because of her fun caracter. she can be judgmental and she can break the rules, but she wouldn't to anything to let her parents down. shes funny and craycray. she has a bit of a diva face, but shes really sweet when you get to know her. WE LOVE LILY!!!!!!!! she passes her time with her friends and family. she likes to ski usally but she loves summer at the same time.

Ella: im friends with lily-maude
Olivia: omg she looks like bitch
Ella: shes actually one of the sweetest people ive ever met!

by not_a_HoT_carrot November 30, 2018