Floppy massacre

The result of an anti-rape device full of hooked razors. Once the penis is inserted it is impossible to withdraw without further shredding your member. The rapist will never rape again but will probably murder his victim after he has recovered. Popular/ unpopular (with rapists) in many african countries. The term is of my own invention and can be used to describe anything excruciatingly horrible or wiggity wack

"That guy had a face like a floppy massacre"
"Shes more frigid than a floppy massacre"

by Colossal Insight December 24, 2007

glaggleland massacre

A terrifying, deadly, bloody massacre that happened in Glaggleland. Many Glaggles died because of it. The Enphosos were the ones that caused this massacre. This massacre wasn't joyous at all.

Glaggle: What is a Glaggleland Massacre?
Other Glaggle: i wont talk about it. that event wasnt joyous at all.

by glaggleforever April 26, 2023

massacre

A mass killing of typically five or more people.

The mad gunman opened fire in the crowd and massacred thirty people in the process.

by AYB April 6, 2003

Twitter Porn Massacre

July 23rd 2009. The day that all the porn accounts on twitter got removed and virtually every person on twitter lost 10-25% of their followers

I lost one hundred followers on twitter today. Damn the Twitter Porn Massacre!!

by SweetnessKurt July 24, 2009

anal chainsaw massacre

the practice of wrapping ones penis in aluminum foil and then proceeding to viciously thrust it into a girlfriend or spouses' anus.

oh sharon! you promised you'd let me anal chainsaw massacre you tonight!

by the_carpenter March 30, 2009

Columbine High School Massacre

The Columbine High School massacre was a school shooting that occurred on April 20, 1999, at Columbine High School in Columbine, an unincorporated area of Jefferson County, Colorado, U.S. (Wikipedia)

Date: April 20, 1999
Location: Columbine High School, Colorado, United States
Total number of deaths: 15 (including both perpetrators)
Shooters: Dylan Klebold, Eric Harris
Perpetrators: Eric Harris, Dylan Klebold
Weapons: TEC-9, Hi-Point Carbine, Knife

Columbine High School Massacre was a Devastating Event, taking away 15 lives, including those of the perpetrators. It was found, nonetheless, that the perpetrators, Dylan Kebold and Eric Harris, were depressed and constantly bullied at school.

by The Canadian Textbook February 24, 2018

chili dog massacre

the horror found inside a toilet that has been used by someone who has eaten too many chili dogs or other such carnival foods.

Dont Go In There! It's A Friggin Chili Dog Massacre!

by irvinesucks August 31, 2007