Iona matei

Amazing guy, best friend, super good looking, charming with girls, canny and humorous.

You don't interact with Iona matei? You should!

by Ala-alabama December 8, 2021

Matei Balan

Matei Balan is a very shy person. He is racially abusing 13 years olds on discord and he is saying the n-word in every phrase he uses. He got F- grade at psychology but he is very special. In every morning, he wakes up, he goes to the bathroom and he is puttin the bottle inside his cheeks. That is the definition of true ambition.

Ana: Hello, do you know him?
Cosmin: Yes, he is very Matei Balan!
Ana: OMG! That is so nice!!!

by BigNigaDick November 20, 2021

matey boy

Often used in a derogatory way towards a male who thinks he's smarter than he actually is. You may well know his proper name

"Hold on a wee sec matey boy, when I went to school there were 52 weeks in a year."

by Mark G Betts June 4, 2021

Matei

the name of a smoking hot Romanian guy, massive muscles, and a 9-inch cock. Matei is very good at conversing with ladies, easily pulling the most "hard-to-get" women. He also has an incredible brain, capable of manipulating even other master manipulators. Overall, he is a great all-around guy with an incredible sense of humour.

Omg, is that Matei? He broke my heart by just walking by!

by i am her lol June 26, 2023

MATEI

A friend that is extremly good in school, good manners and well raised.

But on the other hand has a bit of a god-complex and small penis.

Guy 1: Woah, you´re friends with matei?
Guy 2: Heard he has a small dick tho.

by V_M8 April 16, 2024

Matey Cock

A crude way to describe someone's name you've forgotten when referring to them.

Oh what's his name again, old matey cock? ...Who?

by Mika88 May 29, 2024

Matei

If you have this name you have a really BIG PP and are superior to the ones named Paula

Person 1 : Yo , Matei's girlfriend told me he has a big pp.
Person 2 : I bet her name is Paula

by Matieus November 21, 2021