Matei Balan

Matei Balan is a very shy person. He is racially abusing 13 years olds on discord and he is saying the n-word in every phrase he uses. He got F- grade at psychology but he is very special. In every morning, he wakes up, he goes to the bathroom and he is puttin the bottle inside his cheeks. That is the definition of true ambition.

Ana: Hello, do you know him?
Cosmin: Yes, he is very Matei Balan!
Ana: OMG! That is so nice!!!

by BigNigaDick November 20, 2021

Matei

He’s a handsome guy with a giant dick especially if he’s half American. Girl if you have this one you are lucky !

- My boyfriend is a Matei
- He is good on bed hein

by Fixcit November 21, 2021

Matei

Matei is a nice guy but has a small penis and is very big headed and there heads are shaped in a weird way etc square

matei has a square head!

by egpaowkjwi November 21, 2021

Old matey

Chiefly used in England. Term refers and identifies someone you don’t know, and that you don’t know the name of. Not derogatory or offensive.

“Do you remember in the club last night when old matey jogged your arm and made you spill your pint?”

by PedroFromDangermouse December 15, 2022

Matey Cock

A crude way to describe someone's name you've forgotten when referring to them.

Oh what's his name again, old matey cock? ...Who?

by Mika88 May 29, 2024

matey boy

Often used in a derogatory way towards a male who thinks he's smarter than he actually is. You may well know his proper name

"Hold on a wee sec matey boy, when I went to school there were 52 weeks in a year."

by Mark G Betts June 4, 2021

Iona matei

Amazing guy, best friend, super good looking, charming with girls, canny and humorous.

You don't interact with Iona matei? You should!

by Ala-alabama December 8, 2021