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Matthew Shitaker

A disparaging nickname for the clueless and obscene brown-noser of our Grabber in Chief, the interim acting Attorney General.
Another sad actor in the most recent and pitiable Trump Dump is Matthew Shitaker.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019
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Mathew Meagher

A beast standing at 6’5 245 pounds that will absolutely clap your girls cheeks and make a video titled “boys, I’ve got something to tell you” all while skipping leg day.
Wow Mathew Meagher is so sexy I would let him bang my sister, I can’t get over his sexy and beautiful physique.
by XSexHaver69 December 23, 2021
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David Matthew jones

A king
A legend
A magic man
He is David Matthew jones
Person:” OH MY GOD IS THAT David Matthew jones!?!?”
by Frannie December 21, 2022
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Matthew R. Camilletti

An Italian male. His family consists of Gino Camilletti, Kertis Camilletti, Christopher Camilletti, and Robert Camilletti. He is a baller at basketball and is better than all of the black wannabe Michel Jordans. He is a scalar in all of his subjects. Whatever he does is perfect. All of the girls want to be with him, but Matthew rejects them because he wants to meet the right person. And if he did go out with them, the girls cannot handle that 18-inch cock. When he goes to apply to colleges, all of the ivy league schools will want to give him a scholarship. When he grows up he will be a millionaire and own a famous bank with a lot of customers. He is way-way better than his brothers Chris and Robert. Overall he is the best, sexy beautiful, smart, and courageous man. He is basically a god.
Yo, you are like Matthew R. Camilletti!
by Mattcamfan42069 May 2, 2019
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St. Matthew High School

St. Matthew High School is in the middle of Orleans and has a population of about 1,400 students. Every single grade 7/8 act like retards while grade 9’s are just on the verge of realizing how retarded they really were. Grade 10’s are starting to date grade 9’s because that is the new trend at St. Matthew High School. Grade 10’s are also starting to lose their virginities, but Grade 11’s are too. Grade 11’s smoke weed, get drunk on weekends and start all the school drama. Every single Grade 11 would want to become Co-President next year, but only about 5 of them would take an effort to do so. Grade 12’s are thinking about college now and honestly no one pays attention to them. They just do their own thing. St. Matthew High School is known for their shitty basketball team, their drug use, nicotine addicts, that one furry girl, messy lockers, fake friends, expensive uniforms and their “talented” and “upcoming” soundcloud rappers (The rappers won’t be shit in the future). St. Matthew High School is one hell of a school.
yo, what school do you go to?
I go to St. Matthew High School in Orleans.

How’s that?
It’s just a shittier St. Pete’s.

Oh I see.
by haydengreemo May 20, 2019
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Matthew Bellamy

Matthew Bellamy is THE god of music. He is just an amazing artist, and he is just great at what he does. Also, he is sexeh ;)He is the lead guitarist, and lead vocalist of Muse <3 I recommend Listening to Muscle Museum, Space Dementia or Megalomania. Good vocal on all three songs.
Barbara: Did you see Matthew Bellamy last night?!
Doris: Yeah! He is sooo amazing on stage!

*ahem*
by ScreenagersBliss March 15, 2005
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Matthew Gray Gubler

This man is the sweetest person to ever exist. Once you become obsessed everything you talk about will be centered around him.
Emily: Hey have you seen Matthew Gray Gubler in 68 Kill?
Me: UM, DUHH?? Matthew Gray Gubler is my REASON FOR LIVING.
by starfleuri December 12, 2020
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