mastuwaiting

When you are wanking to porn hub or some other porn channel and you have shitty internet and have to wait for it to buffer ....

Fuck man sorry I'm late, optus made me late .. I was mastuwaiting ... so put an extra hour on my time!

by EvetteGilette June 7, 2022

Extreme masterbating

When you have jerked it so long that it wil pop a boner for the rest of your life.

My dad did a ''Extreme masterbating'' yesterday

by WKalas December 29, 2016

Masterbasting

Self pleasuring involving a basting brush.

We realised he was masterbasting when we kept finding the basting brush in his room.

by howieman December 26, 2009

Mastercating

The act of slapping a body part to sound like you are masterbating.

Guy 1: ( Clap Clap Clap Clap )
Guy 2: Dude what are u doing?!?!?
Guy 1: Dude it's okay im just mastercating!
Guy 2: Masterbating!?!?
Guy 1: No no Mastercating! Im just pretending to masterbate.

by Big Pimpin69 November 3, 2011

masterdating

Thinking of having sex with multiple women while mastubating.

Bob: "I couldn't get a date friday night."

Jim: "Have you tried masterdating, it's so much better. It's like being on 5 dates at once.""

by Doc Scholls September 28, 2006

masterfasting

Fasting or obstaining from the act of masterbating.

I heard Chuck has been masterfasting since since got kicked in the nuts!

by flacker October 30, 2006

Naturistic Masterbating

Where a person who has ran out of ideas to save trees or a nature preserve and has to go to extmere mesasures. Naturistic Masterbation is where a strong point is being made and to stop the man and to give in to his demands. Even if it means getting into nature.

Oh my god! Will that guy stop Naturistic Masterbating. Just let the man be with his trees!

by Mark Jackson. January 17, 2009