Masterbeast

something that leaves the beholder with a feeling of awe. it may be something considered to be amazing or unbelievable. something that is uncommonly witnessed.

i sae someone eat their own head today......it was totally masterbeast.

by beast master clive December 8, 2010

masterjob

when two people are hold hands and a man sticks his penis sticks hand in between their hands so its like masterbation/a handjob

Jim and Tina were so just doing a masterjob

by barry mydicknewe May 5, 2011

Masterbexting

One sided Sexting or sexting alone.

1) You might be Masterbexting if you send a sext and get a single word reply like 'No', 'Nope', 'Yup' or no simpley no reply at all.

2) You might be Masterbexting if you are playing both roles in the sext conversation ie:Replying to sexting messages back to yourself, after the original went unanswered.

by Hartford's Hubby October 31, 2011

Masterbeef

To lift weights in the gym by yourself

Dude this sucks i don't have a lifting partner, i always have to masterbeef.

by Yendricklamar July 21, 2017

Masterbearding

The act of stroking one’s beard lasciviously

My teenage daughter and I felt extremely uncomfortable when the driver of the car parked next to ours stared at us while masterbearding.

by The Word Divas May 25, 2021

mastersob

When you masturbate and cry at the same time.

Karen left me man, i'm going to go mastersob.

by ladies_man217 June 11, 2021