Masterfraping

the act of fraping oneself

Tom: John, why did you update your status to say you were gay?
John: oh, i was just masterfraping a lot last night

by jiggzz July 18, 2010

mastercalling

calling someone while materbaiting and saying u have to go when about to orgasim

i was mastercalling my mom from my room

by athony--->smosh October 1, 2011

Masterdraking

That thing that happens to people when they hear a new Drake song on the radio or speakers that they memorized within 15 minutes of the song's release, and all of the sudden stop, dance and sing along to Drake in order to look super cool. Particularly in the Toronto area, this is extremely prevalent.

Yo bud, this is the new Drake song (sings along) and dances like the hotline bling dance

(Response) Stop masterdraking, you'll go blind.

by Dr. Channing August 2, 2016

Mastercating

Simultaneously chewing, eating food and giving yourself "self love" masturbating.

I walked in to see my boyfriend mastercating while drinking a slurpee and eating nachos. He is a multi tasker!!

by Amawee21 May 16, 2016

Masterbrasion

The act of wounding ones self after a marathon of sexual self fulfillment

Not in the mood for sex tonight hunny, masterbrasion has set in.

by Bugjuz February 28, 2017

social mastercard

A person who can be employed in any social situation, someone who can twerk through carnival just as easily as chat to your Nonna

e.g. take Emma with you, everyone will love her, she's a social mastercard

by Tori133 October 19, 2013

masterbrown

Masturbating while taking a crap

(is possible for women as well as men)

Guy1: Dude why were you in the bathroom for so long?
Guy2: I just masterbrowned.

Guy1: What is that?
Guy2: It's when you're masturbating...And you take a crap at the same time...

by trooperm&m&m April 21, 2011