masterbation

the world's easiest, most natural way of curing boredom.

I'm bored, i think i'll masterbate.

by Mega Phunkatron March 21, 2003

extreme masterbation

masterbating so hard it gives you a nice warm feeling then hurts

guy 1-i did some extreme masterbation today
guy 2-did it hurt?
guy 1 at the end, yes.

by rob billy June 18, 2011

National masterbation day of Noah

December 11th 2021 has become the true national masterbation day after Noah the high schooler beat his meat 12 times in one day breaking his previous record of 7

Omg I forgot it’s national masterbation day of Noah.

by Noahthemyth December 11, 2021

PMD (Post Masterbation Depression)

The emotinal feeling of regret and depression right after one gets done masterbating.

I just spanked my monkey to some scat porn, now I have PMD (Post Masterbation Depression)

by MolestingForJesus August 17, 2016

Masterbation

When you put your penis between boobies

Brandon felt amazing when he first had the joy of Masterbation

by B Moss October 2, 2007

Mastertation

(n): One's master's thesis. A research document written by a graduate student to complete a master's degree.

also (v): to mastertate

Have you finished your mastertation yet?

You betcha! I just mastertated in front of my faculty committee.

by Herschel Speiderman March 28, 2009

masterbational

A large amount of sexual pleasure

Seeing wendy's boobies is masterbational!

by B.J.08 January 12, 2009