masterbate

The way noobs to "Masturbation" spell it.

"Yo dude! Lets go masterbate together!", said the 10 year old.
"Hell yeah!", replied the old man.

by MasterMastur. September 3, 2009

Masturbathe

Masturbating in the shower

Attention students of College University, please don't Masturbathe in the shower. The semen is clogging the drains.

by H. Honcho September 9, 2012

Masturbathe

Jerkin' it in the tub.

After a couple hours of fruitless sexting, I retreated to the bathroom to masturbathe the pain away.

by jimmyjohngalt January 15, 2009

Masterchef

A show where 3 fat gronks eat food and go "Mmmmm".

Person 1 "Hey did you watch the new episode of Masterchef last night?"
Person 2 "Isnt that the show where 3 fat gronks eat food and go Mmmmm is it any good because it looks like shit."

by ClassicalMemes April 12, 2020

Masturbathe

To pleasure oneself sexually whilst washing or immersing one's body in water.

Friend 1: Andi hasn't left her room in days.
Friend 2: Yeah she's been really upset since she and Rodney broke up.
Friend 1: What she needs is to brew some herbal tea, run a warm bath, and masturbathe in it.
Friend 2: True. It'll improve her miserable mood as well as her poor hygiene.

by Diggles July 30, 2013

Gamer masterbater

This one is especially for gaymers, it is when you stick your controller up your ass and then you turn on vibrate

Danny: I definately a gamer masterbater
Steve: Yeah me too

by genghis September 13, 2016

Masterbake

the act of masterbating while under the influence of marijuana.

I'm gonna smoke a blunt and go masterbake.

by nicolipolieolie January 8, 2011