A microscopic state on the map , where the homegrown locals have zero social skills , horrible grammar ( that they pride themselves on ) , and the females all favor their fathers looks and bad habits , ( i.e.) gambling , spitting ,swearing , and hygiene . The females also have a horrible jealous streak , and will not befriend you if you are the slightest bit attractive . They will make it a personal mission to slander you , and create rumors on your behalf . Laziness is wide spread in Mass. , and that is why they are all such sports fanatics , it requires no energy to sit in front of the television.If you have never traveled to Massachusetts , I would suggest doing so . It will make you appreciate where you live , knowing that you do not call this place home. The best part of this third world like community , is that these people "love it here" , and will never move away from there inbred families , that still use the "N" word in local baaas. Ignorance is bliss , in Massachusetts..
Massachusetts is a lifeless place to live. Everyone drags their feet ,and slouches when they walk , and Massachusetts women don't douche either . Just watch the movie "The Fighter" , its a first hand look at what this place is really like.
by N.E. hater December 31, 2013
I'm from Massachusettes!
by Anonymous June 24, 2003
A liberal bastion of 6.5 million people in the New England region of the northeast United States. Boston is the capital and largest city, and is a major cultural and educational center. Massachusetts is known for liberalism, high taxes, the Kennedys, the Berhsire Mountains and cold winters.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com July 10, 2010
Also known as "Taxachusetts," this state is the official effete snob state of New England. Official pastimes of this state include; Red Sox baseball, Patriots football, paying high taxes, daily brushes of death on the highway (esp. Rt. 128), and paying more taxes. According to 2000 Census records, Massachusetts was the only state in the union to lose population.
Massachusetts has two main redeeming qualities. The first is it's proximity to sale-tax-free New Hampshire, which results in savings to residents of the North Shore. The second is the residency of Jeff Johnson, Urban Dictionary Laureate (see Scale of Dinosaurs).
Massachusetts has two main redeeming qualities. The first is it's proximity to sale-tax-free New Hampshire, which results in savings to residents of the North Shore. The second is the residency of Jeff Johnson, Urban Dictionary Laureate (see Scale of Dinosaurs).
by Granite-State-Or-Bust June 08, 2005
The state simply known as MA or MASS due to an impressive and consistant illiteracy rate among truck drivers, postal workers and tax collectors, who are the only people who care it exists.
by supraturtle September 10, 2003
The hands-down most difficult state name to pronounce/spell. Looks very odd in conjunction with other state words such as "Texas", "Utah", "New Jersey", and "Kansas".
Texas, New Jersey, Massachusetts, Utah, and Kansas are the master plans of old people to confound and confuse small children.
by The Black Plague June 28, 2003
a state in new england, directly north of conneticut and rhode island. the people in this state think that because they can afford $600 handbags paid for by dear ol mummy and daddy's credit card,and because their dear red sox finally won a world series after 86 YEARS OF CHOKING, that automatically makes them superior to the rest of the united states. in conversation, people in massachusetts most commonly will talk about their favorite subject- how "wicked bad" the 26-time world series champion yankees are. they will never own up to the fact that they are very jealous of the yankees. many massachusetts people are narrow-minded twits who won't listen to any critism of any kind, especially regarding sports. they might be too busy cheering, "YANKEES SUCK"-at a basketball game very unrelated to baseball- to hear you.
by don't start with me January 15, 2005