martin males

The calendar everyone needs.

Guy:Hey bro it's New Years, you going to get a new calendar?
Other Guy:No thanks, Martin Males is the only calendar I need.

by pifting April 19, 2018

kalix jace martinez

a lawyer that every girl wants

kalix jace martinez is a guy in every girls dreams

by bnflpp October 18, 2021

Melanie Martinez

amazing singer/songwriter who released her EP 'Dollhouse' in 2014, her album 'Crybaby' in 2015 and her single 'Gingerbread Man' in 2016. She is currently making the Alphabet Boy music video and is making one for every song in Crybaby except the 3 from the deluxe album. she is AMAZING and I love her very very much, she is the best singer ever and her hair is my goals - it was inspired by Cruella De Vil :))
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I don't know if I wrote 2 definitions but if I did never mind
if I didn't then it doesn't matter
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if you like Mel - wrote on other definition too:
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'Melanie Martinez is the best singer ever.'

by melaniemartinez May 22, 2016

Two olives short of a martini

Missing both your nuts. taken from fresh prince of bel air

"Will: My friend knows this sqaw that he's completely in love with. But this particular sqaw just broke up with his best friend. Now, he don't wanna diss his boy or nothin, but he'd like to know how long is a good time to wait befire he... raidsthis sqaw's village, if you know what I'm sayin.
Philip: Ummmmm. Interesting you should bring that up. I had a case like that come before me just recently.
Will: Really?
Philip: Word up. Now this guy started going out with his best friend's girl hours after they broke up.
Will: Whoa, he waited that long?
Philip: Well, this other guy didn't think it was that long. He was very jealous and he shot his friend.
Will: Dead?
Philip: No. Let's say he's, uh, two olives short of a martini.
Will: OHHHHHH!
Philip: So before your friend starts raiding any villages, he better be sure its worth it."

by i am nobody and i am sombody January 5, 2010

Fernando Martinez Batiz

the most badass motherfucker in the world, kickfliping and halo master. protector of Ronnie James Dio.

holy shit! the other day Fernando Martinez Batiz fucked my mother, got a killtacular, and did a kickflip, all at the same time while protecting Dio

by chupateta February 28, 2009

Oliver Martin

The biggest rat on earth, he makes who is joe jokes and thinks he is funny.

If you decline this Oliver Martin definition onto Urban Dictionary , you are homosexual.

by UAreABafoon October 23, 2019

Stemmy Martin

Weed that has a lot of Stems in it. Low grade weed. Another term used instead of "Reggie Bush." Stemmy Martin refers to Hip-Hop artist Remy Martin.

"You got any loud? I don't want any of that Stemmy Martin shit!"

by SwishasNKush December 27, 2011