Mariah Carey 

Has a great voice, but is possibly one of the most irrating people on the face of our planet.
* She is very fake and her attitude sucks !
* She loves herself and is up her own ass !
* She is pretty damn ugly due to being made of 90% plastic parts that are starting to melt !

Mariah Carey has a great voice but a shit attidute and a turd like face !

Mariah Carey by flammablepiss October 11, 2007

Mariah Carey 

can't lip sync

Did you see Mariah Carey screw up everyone's NYE?!

Mariah Carey by rofl my waffle January 6, 2017

mariah carey 

Mariah, the BEST voice out there, she may be a little crazy but the girl can sing like no other.

BTW Mariah is not half black you idiot, her dad is 1/2 Hispanic 1/2 black, her mother Irish... if she was half black she'd be a lot darker.

When I saw a magazine with Mariah on the cover, I laughed when I saw the heading "an angry black woman" please, she looks straight up Caucasian.

mariah carey by szep April 11, 2005

Mariah Carey 

The queen of Christmas that will defrost in Christmas, and she will come and get you for Christmas. But don't worry, she won't defrost until Christmas.

Ava, when it's Christmas Day at 12 AM, set a timer and when the timer sounds, go and lock all of the doors so that Mariah Carey won't get in!

Mariah Carey by Zon’t Zo It March 12, 2023

Mariah Carey 

Best selling female artist, best selling over all artist of the '90s, possesses a five-octave vocal range, but is the biggest prima donna in the world; with her fake boobs, cheesy smile, and cutesy-this, innocent-that demeanor, it's as if she thinks she's still a teenager.

Brittany: That Mariah Carey can really sing!
Lydia: Yeah, but she's the biggest diva out there, she looks down on people, and she's totally fake.

Mariah Carey by Quack Quack May 31, 2005

mariah carey 

big set of tits and a voice that rocks. could give you a good suckdown if you play your cards right

mariah carey has ok music

mariah carey by thedirtysanchez September 27, 2004

mariah carey 

talentless shit, Gross fat woman

S:"did you see that picture of whoriah scarey (mariah carey)?"
A:"yeah, she's so gross, she should put herself on a diet!"
S:"Yeah, i agree."

mariah carey by Silverstein86 June 17, 2006