Mankindy

The quality of attributing the history and experiences of a particular group of white upwardly mobile Europeans to all humans and all time.

Did he really just say "We're living in a post-racial America"? How mankindy, thought Shaylih.

by dexter_z July 6, 2010

Mankini

Item of clothing worn by Ed Dale to accentuate his natural assets.

Ed's looking hot today, that mankini really brings out the blue in his eyes.

by AllisonR-Barb-Lisa June 26, 2008

Manking

masturbation. Spoonerism of spanking the monkey.

Since everyone’s on lockdown, my sex life is all just manking.

by Earnest K. Slobodko March 21, 2020

Manking

To mank someone, it is a verb meaning having sex with a girl who is so short/light that you are able to convieniently pick her up as you do it. "Manking" has become a new way to have sex with short girls while standing up, and has created new oppurtunities for multitasking during sex.

Dude, that girl's ass is sooo hot; I just wanna mank the shit out of her.

Dude, I heard your little sister got manked!

"Where's Mark?" I heard he's manking that girl from his science class."

by Old School Hollywood June 16, 2006

ManKini

The best outfit ever. If anyone ever asks if you want a mankini say yes immediately. Even if you are fat a mankini will get you all the ladies.

Look at my Mankini!

by DictionariesArePeopleToo May 27, 2019

Markindon

A perfect place, often used to describe a kingdom-like scenario unlike Utopia which is broader.

This city isn't a Markindon but it comes close.

by an_unidentified_emu February 28, 2023

mankini

A one piece t-back style bathing suit which is supported around the shoulders much like suspenders. Seen on gay friendly beaches all over the world. Only to be worn by the most flaaaaaaayming fags. If you are seen wearing a mankini you are the poster boy for gays......some people might call you faggadocious.......some might even say you are starving a for tube steak smothered in underwear or you are training to suck el-dicko. Everyone will see you as a dung punching ass bandit.

That fruity bastard wearing the mankini is handing out free passes to his ass.

by Cuban Pete October 1, 2004