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Manheim Township

The school thats hundreds of millions of dollars in debt and settles their budgeting issues by making student parking passes $100 and forcing the students to pay $120 for their first extra curricular activity, $80 for the second, and $60 for everything after that. The parking permits are ridiculous since they don't even take care of the parking lot. They don't even clear the snow and ice, students fall down in the icy parking lots walking into school in the winter. Known as the "rich" school, which is hilarious since it has no money but the school board wants everyone to think it does. It might as well be a private school since parents are basically paying tuition. Oh. and they also charge activity fees for students that are raising money for childhood cancer.
Person 1: "Hey you know Dr. Gene Freeman? The superintendent of Manheim Township?"

Person 2: "Oh you mean the vagina face that makes kids pay money to help children dying form pediatric cancer?"
1. Cast metal circular cover providing access to an urban sewerage system.
2. Male orifice, typically the mouth but also could refer to the anus or butthole.
"You are talking out your manhole homes."
"Dude you want to keep your manhole covered or someone's gonna cap your ass."
Manhole by Trayfern August 30, 2013

manhole covers 

Huge Nostrils, such as those exhibited on the horrifying grills of Dionne Warwick and Patrick Ewing.
"Chuck Wagon went up for a relatively easy layup, but the ball ended up in Ewings monstrous manhole covers as he defended the rim."

Manholing 

When you sit just on the edge in Slime pingpong so the other person cant score.
I can't win if you dont stop manholing!
Manholing by Frozen-rujos April 22, 2010

Endor Brake Manoeuvre 

To brake abruptly as the target of a high speed chase, as to force your pursuers to vastly overshoot you, ram one another, or collide with an oncoming object.

The phrase “Endor Brake” comes from a popular example of the manoeuvre’s use, in Star Wars Episode VI, Return of the Jedi.
“How did you escape the FBI so easily?”

“It was simple, I gave them the old Endor Brake Manoeuvre!”
Endor Brake Manoeuvre by Carnefice December 23, 2017

Jean-Paul Manoeuvre 

The act of consuming a croissant without crumbling a single atom of crumb. Throughout the period of enlightenment this was considered an impossible act by mere mortals. However, in the year 1869, frenchman Jean-Paul Bordeaux brought the human race to a new horizon of the art of croissant-eating (croissantology) when he consumed an entire croissant in one bite; completely without crumbing. One can draw great parallels between the Jean-Paul Manoeuvre and the more modern "Grape Fruit Technique" due to the similar wrist movements whilst performing both manoeuvres.
Jean Valjean (whilst in the possession of a croissant): "Do you think there is a way of eating this without crumbling?"
Mathieu: "Hell no mon ami! The only way is to perform the The Jean-Paul Manoeuvre."