Hairy Mango

Basically a tongue kiss by surprise. Or when least not expected.

Scenario 1:
Aww man, Matt gave Kylie a hairy mango!

Scenario 2:
Sam: Im soo pissed right now!
Olivia: Omg why!?
Sam: Griffin gave me a hairy mango!
Oliva: That fag bitch!
Sam: I know!
Olivia: Want Starbucks?

by baeornahh June 26, 2014

Bingo-bango there's your mango

When "bingo" just isn't enough ... A phrase to greet good news, a solution or resolution to a problem.

"Bingo-bango there's your mango; I told you it would work out.

by May Daily June 6, 2018

manginitis

Inflamation of the Mangina

Jerry suffered from a bad case of Manginitis.

by dumpywhore April 28, 2005

Face like a half sucked mango

An Australian term for a woman with a very unattractive face.

Ian- "Hey check out Helen, she has an amazing body"
Kevin- "Yeah but she has a face like a half sucked mango"

by BelindaCarlisleLover January 12, 2010

Mangeing

The act in which a girl possessing a significant amount of swag (female version a ladies' man), successfully entices a man or men. Note: She does not sleep with all her conquests.

Nancy: "Yo, there was this hot biddy at the party, mangeing it up."

Debbie: "All the bitches were hating."

by Ang the Mange October 4, 2011

manglitz

v. to fuck your friends over because of a refusal to adopt new technologies.

n. a type of narcissistic luddite

He totally manglitzed me when we couldn't find each other at the game.

by smizak October 5, 2012

manginity

Something you lose when you go to prison/jail.

Meatwad lost his manginity the first night, but at least he was Hector's bitch from then on out.

by Alex Thompson February 2, 2006