malcom in the middle

You're here. However, you want to be here ---> malcolm in the middle.

Bye

Malcom in the Middle is how some people spell Malcolm in the middle.

by starky July 2, 2006

Malfoy

The amazing bouncing ferret

" When my father hears about this!"

"Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret"

by Two Pints of Lager & a handle April 23, 2018

kirstie maldonado

Kirstie Maldonado is a member of the a cappella group, Pentatonix . She was born on May 16, 1992 and her full name is Kirstin Taylor Maldonado.

OMG!! I LOVE PENTATONIX!! MY FAVORITE MEMBER IS KIRSTIE MALDONADO!!

by pentaholic329 April 14, 2016

malformoid

a creature that has voluntarily given up its humanity to live as a social reject and a leftist

The CHAZ was the first successful state run by malformoids. of course within a week they had killed 2 teenagers and had to cede power to the US government

by Gray_Grimbus December 12, 2022

Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds

Captain of the Firefly Class Transport ship "Serenity" in the show "Firefly", that was cancelled after one season, mainly because the people at Fox don't recognise Joss Whedon's Genius.

Mal is a hard but fair captain and generally looks after all his crew, he's got a strange sense of humour but it totally awesome.
Played by actor Nathan Fillion, who is also totally boss.

Mal fought in the battle of Serenity Valley at the end of the war between the Browncoats and the Alliance. Unfortunately the Alliance won, but the Browncoats seem to form alot of the underground smuggling network within the show.

Mal is very loyal to his crew and his ideals, he won't betray someone.

Mal: Kaylee! What happened to the Engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrible space monkeys maybe got loose?

...

Mal: You want to stab me in the back? Next time do it to my face.

Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds

by Everything's Shiny Captain April 21, 2009

The Malcom X

The act of getting a girl high, solely by shotgunning marijuana smoke into her vagina.

I got the bitch completely baked when i did the Malcom X to her.

by TheFistofDestiny December 9, 2008

Pastor Maldonado

Pastor was a terrible formula 1 driver who wrecked all the cars he drove. There wasn't a race without one of his crashes but he was the last driver to win a grand Prix for Williams (2012 Spanish GP).

Lewis Hamilton:"Pastor Maldonado is the worst driver ever"

by YobroYobroyo October 11, 2019