malcompetence

A portmanteau word combining "malicious" and "incompetent." Coined by playwright Max Sparber to describe the behavior of President George W. Bush.

Do not misunderestimate the malcompetence of the administration.

by Astro Zombie July 22, 2008

Mackometer

When something has a smaller measurement than the smallest measurement on a ruler
Mack's Penis

Man this Tic Tack is so small It looks like a mackometer

by C-Lien June 17, 2013

malcom holmes

Malcom Holmes is an NPC in the game Fallout: New Vegas.
He tells you about sunset sarsaparilla blue star bottle caps, and will follow you to the end of the earth. you cannot stop him. kill him, end his life as soon as you possibly can. run run run you can't stop him no escape

"Aw shit, here comes malcom holmes again."
"fuck FUCK FUCK FUCK MALCOM HOLMES YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME YOU GODDAMN DEMON"

by quimble zimbl April 15, 2022

John malkovich

is a brilliant, eclectic, and versatile actor who is a treat to watch , and considered by many including me the greatest actor of all time

Friend : who is your favourite actor?

ME: john malkovich

by EL-CHAPO November 25, 2018

Mallomars

A marshmallow sandwich cookie produced by Nabisco. A graham cracker is covered with a fluffy cloud of marshmallow, then covered in a hard chocolate shell.

Dee Dee: Mama, I want my mallomars mo den my holiday grits.
Ebony: Ok Dee Dee, but watch yo pounds. Too many of those is finna clot cho vessels.

by Big Country Kellogg December 15, 2008

Markomplishmment

when someone called mark has an accomplishment worth celebrating.

"well done mark, guess this is another Markomplishmment then, i'm proud"
"hehe, thanks"

by r.i.p 2 my youth June 23, 2018

Makomborero

She is a very shy quiet person at first. But when you get to know it's like you met 5 different people. She is the kindhearted person who will listen to your every problem and give you hella good advice which you should listen to. She can be very aggressive. She can be very arrogant and deny it . She loves attention so shower her with it or even drown her. She can be bad ass bitch who got attitude problems who will literally call you out. Like when she does it hurts like hell. When she acts all sad and depressed just know its the creative juices flowing. She is so talented. She can write the deepest ever. She is a special case. And no one could ever figure her out not even herself.

Makomborero, darling .

by BosomsIcanNotLie September 16, 2019