Malotting

When someone walks aimlessly around with a dildo shoved up their vagina and/or anal cavity.

The teacher was malotting very carefully so the students wouldn't notice and get aroused.

by Ryan your pooorrrrrrnnnnnn September 2, 2016

Malding

The concept of both, being mad and balding.

Joseph is malding.

by Just Joel September 23, 2019

mactating

From lactating a more specific version to describe men who lactate.

When Henry and Frank adopted their son, Frank started mactating and took care of all the breast feeding.

by melanarchy October 1, 2007

malding

when you are mad and balding

olivias been malding a lot lately bc of her boyfriend

by brooklyn sparks December 23, 2019

Malding

When someone is mad and literally crying

Lark- Shut up pussy boy, want to know my dick
p2w- You are malding.

by yourgodfatheranddad June 11, 2020

Malding

When someone gets so mad after losing a video game that they rage quit. They also happen to be balding.

Lawson is malding again!

by 420gang69 February 17, 2021

Malding

Someone who is balding and mad at the same time but also salty about being called malding.

Harrison is malding, he sucks at euphonium

by Benny Big Beepis October 26, 2019