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make me itch ill hit u bitch

old phrase used to describe the itchy iratated feeling u get when being bitched at thus making u wanna slap a bitch
Sally y didnt u stop where i told u to

Chuck youve been riding my ass all day like my granpa used to say u make me itch ill hit u bitch
by 468 51 July 15, 2010
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make me a sammich bitch mentality
The state of mind that a wife-beater or otherwise angry male house inhabitant tends to dwell in. This state of mind often takes physical forms outside of a simple mentality. When one is in said state, a fury of bitch slaps and most often angry demanding remarks are hellishly unleashed onto ones life partner. Phrases such as "DON'T YOU SPEAK WOMAN!", "SHUT UP AND GET ME A BEER!", or, more commonly, "MAKE ME A SAMMICH BITCH!" are shouted at said life partner. Users of the MMASBM can commonly be described as fat, sweaty with the distinct stench of beer, stale cigarettes, and microwaveable dinners. Sometimes heavy Texan or otherwise bumfuck amuurhican accents are attributed to such individuals. Although the "Make Me a Sammich Bitch" mentality is a common and natural male process, it is frowned upon in most northern states and all of Canada. In today's world, it is not recommended for use, as the female component of the mentality may end up with 50% of your life, and both testicles.
guy 1: "so I heard Cletus has been in a make me a sammich bitch mentality lately"
guy 2: "yeah he threw his beer at his woman and told her to make him a sammich"
guy 1: "she must have been giving him lip"
by Carson Myers March 3, 2007
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make me fold

To make someone want to have sexual relations with someone else due to what was said/done
She said she will eat me out for 6 hours & make me breakfast in the morning, that's going to make me fold immediately.
by itsallgroovydude February 22, 2023
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make me breakfast

by germ logan May 12, 2006
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make me fall

Girl 1: I have some major gossip
Girl 2: OML make me fall
by CheC138940 April 8, 2019
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Make me sick

Actually I really care about you

Term used when a person has feelings for some one else more than they let on, usually sexual attraction, sign of sexual frustration
She make me sick dawg, she make me think about settling down.
I can’t stand you, you make me sick, I wanna f**k you so bad!
He make me sick! I wanna give him this pussy.
by DeeRayOFSunshine September 22, 2017
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make me look stupid

Someone/something that makes you look less intelligent by playing with you/your feelings
Ugh! It's like he's trying to make me look stupid
by User100191 March 4, 2017
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