A dookie that is larger than the rest. The king of dookies. The dookie that runs the dookie platoon.
"I had to wipe the blood off my ass after launching a major dookie"
"After enduring a weekend of bathroom anxiety, I came home and took a major dookie."
"After enduring a weekend of bathroom anxiety, I came home and took a major dookie."
by Mariah R. April 26, 2006
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I think that I pulled my coochulus majorus; my cooch hurts like a bitch.
We think that we pulled our coochuli majori; our cooches hurt like bitches.
We think that we pulled our coochuli majori; our cooches hurt like bitches.
by mackshe May 12, 2009
Get the coochulus majorus mug.A majority that is *significantly* greater than half.
As a rule of thumb, any majority greater than 75% is a vast majority.
As a rule of thumb, any majority greater than 75% is a vast majority.
by Neyva October 4, 2021
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Idiot - Hey, I hate Tom Goes to the Major.
Normal Person - What the fuck is Tom Goes to the Major? You're a fucking dumbass
Normal Person - What the fuck is Tom Goes to the Major? You're a fucking dumbass
by MayorTom January 13, 2009
Get the tom goes to the major mug.A member of a degenerate subspecies of humans (Latin name homo sapiens nequequam) that bears a marked visual similarity to ordinary homo sapiens. The homo sapiens nequequam can be distinguished by the following behaviors:
* Whining at the end of the semester to their professors to give them a higher letter grade in a class they failed even though they don't understand the material because "they'll never need to know it anyway."
* Exhibiting a complete lack of creative, artistic, scientific, or mathematical capacity, as well as any desire to exert themselves intellectually.
* Having no long term goals in life other than spawning more ignorant brats, playing golf, watching football, and making lots of money, and generally succeeding at all but the last.
* Prioritizing their school life as follows:
1. Getting Drunk
2. Fucking
3. Making Money
4. Staying Skinny/Buff
5. Spending Daddy's money
6. Driving Daddy's car
7. Studying
* Insisting that their major really is as hard as all the others, thereby exhibiting a lack of appreciation for true academic progress reminiscent of a denizen of Plato's cave.
* Voting Republican.
* Whining at the end of the semester to their professors to give them a higher letter grade in a class they failed even though they don't understand the material because "they'll never need to know it anyway."
* Exhibiting a complete lack of creative, artistic, scientific, or mathematical capacity, as well as any desire to exert themselves intellectually.
* Having no long term goals in life other than spawning more ignorant brats, playing golf, watching football, and making lots of money, and generally succeeding at all but the last.
* Prioritizing their school life as follows:
1. Getting Drunk
2. Fucking
3. Making Money
4. Staying Skinny/Buff
5. Spending Daddy's money
6. Driving Daddy's car
7. Studying
* Insisting that their major really is as hard as all the others, thereby exhibiting a lack of appreciation for true academic progress reminiscent of a denizen of Plato's cave.
* Voting Republican.
HS guidance counsellor: So, what do you want to study in college?
Moron: I dunno.
Counsellor: Well, what are you interested in doing with your life?
Moron: Banging hot chicks and raking in the cash.
Consellor: How do you plan to achieve that?
Moron: Ima be a CEO.
Consellor: ...
Moron: Yeh dad sez I can be a business major just like him and then Ill have it made.
Consellor: *facepalm*
Moron: I dunno.
Counsellor: Well, what are you interested in doing with your life?
Moron: Banging hot chicks and raking in the cash.
Consellor: How do you plan to achieve that?
Moron: Ima be a CEO.
Consellor: ...
Moron: Yeh dad sez I can be a business major just like him and then Ill have it made.
Consellor: *facepalm*
by mathnazi May 12, 2010
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by ozwold November 25, 2004
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