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magnolian

An uneducated, usually retarded, hillbilly from magnolia. Commonly very self absorbed and unconcerned with anyone except themselves. Not uncommon to be found drunk or high, unemployed and on government assistance.
Do your homework, or you will grow up to be a magnolian.
by j crench July 20, 2008
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magnolia street

gangsta shot on the lower end up in south town ..where niggas be hiy up n shit
i be killin niggas up on magnolia stret
by cW August 24, 2003
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Magnolia

A small 1 square mile town in South Jersey located near somerdale, NJ. The population consists of a bunch of crying bitches that complain that they don't get their own way. They have nothing better to do than go walk the streets and cry to their friends how something in their life sucks when they need to grow up. All the whites try to be black, but the blacks are truly white on the inside. Most of these people voted for Obama in the election, possibly for the aformentioned reasons, and everyone is high all the time :D
"Hey, you live in Magnolia?"

"Yeah. Why?"

"Are you high right now?"

"Yeah. Why?"

"Are you going to go see your friends and complain about your life?"

"Hell yeah! You know it dawg!"

"That's what I thought....Oh! By the way! You're actually white! Thought I'd remind you! :D"
by angryrhyno46 January 19, 2011
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Magnolia

Magnolia is so fucking gay
by Shpleccs November 29, 2018
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Magnolia

The best dorm at Rowan University. Home to the best people in the history of life.
Kristy tried to talk trash about Magnolia, so Ryan gave her a coffee pot.
by Du's Friend Ryan October 11, 2005
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Magnolia

Boring or uninspiring. See Beige
This movie is a little too Magnolia for my liking, I'm asking for my money back.
by Jackelrayn June 27, 2006
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Magnolia The Masturbinator

The most awesome power known to man--the power of MASTURBATION!!!
Dude, did you pull one off last night?

Yeah man, I went all 'Magnolia the Masturbinator' on mah dick last night, forreal.
by Liz Fucking Donnelly September 26, 2009
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