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Magnet of Crysteries

Magnet of Crysteries is actually Cabinet of Mysteries said by a drunk "dead" robot named Vision after accidentally eating a chewing gum. No offence Wanda!
Illusion : And now ladies and gentlemen, for our grand finale, I bring you, The Magnet of Crysteries!
Glamour: Cabinet of Mysteries!
Illusion: Yeah, yeah, what she said.
by Loki approves Johnlock February 5, 2021
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maggot magnet

All those wiseguys surrounding the trumpadumpster lead us to call him the maggot magnet.
by Dr Bunnygirl April 25, 2019
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Wild manlet

A more extreme term than the average 'manlet'. A wild manlet is a short man who originates from the 'Mystical World of Manlets'. A place where 'elf like' men live in the midst of the forest, inside tree trunks.

They are known to be 'short legged and short tempered'. Under the height of 5'6", they are well-known for their extremely powerful grip, and their sequential march-like dance moves. The currency in this mystical land is Fish heads and wooden coins, and their dress codes consists of green or red (by choice) ragged clothing, pointy shoes and santa-like hat. The usual professions are Blacksmith, Crafstmen, Pottery, Woodchopper and Royal Fishery.

Their hobbies consist of dancing and bird watching. A great delicacy of gorilla eyes is very much enjoyed, especially after a traditional fight which occurs when 2 manlets, inside a circle bordered with cheering manlets, use all their might and strength in order to grip their opponents face and grapple it untill submission.

One very interesting fact about this wonderful community is that they have wizards for doctors. However, there is a downside to this, as a very famous incident occured on the 6th of March, 2011. Where a manlet was given an incorrect potion for his sore back, and was sent 10,000 years into the future of the real world, where he was spotted in the Greek Festival of Melbourne, being lost, confused and frightened.

Usual terms used are 'lost manlet', 'confused manlet' and 'bejoyed manlet'.
Run like the wind o' wild manlet, for there are mystical forests to be discovered, and trees to be chopped
by manlet hunter 3000 March 21, 2011
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Death Magnetic

The title of Metallica's ninth studio album, due out in September, 2008.
dude death magnetic is gonna be so sick
by lol ok? June 15, 2008
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Corey Maggette

1. An absolute beast (on the court and in the bedroom)
2. Someone who plays hard

Opposite of Vince Carter
1 a) You really Maggette'd that bitch last night
b) He Maggette'd him in a pickup B-ball game
2. He was a Corey Maggette on the basketball court last night.
by Izzy November 16, 2004
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Fangirl Magnet

Kind of like a Chick Magnet... only it's a fictional character that is stereotypically known to make teenage girls squeal and shriek at first sight. Extra points if they're a badass, anti-hero or rough past. (Moar bonus points if they're trying to leave it behind.)
1.) Shadow the Hedgehog's low voice, cool demeanor and dark attitude made him the new Fangirl Magnet in the Sonic franchise.

2.) From day 1, we knew that Yami Yugi, with his lower voice, attitude and addiction to leather, would make him the resident Fangirl Magnet.
by TehHopeless July 5, 2011
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mugger magnets

Apple's Earbuds for use in their ipod. In New York and other big cities they are know to alert a mugger that you are in possession of one of these expensive pieces of shit.
I was walkin down 46th jammin out to the jonas brothers and got jacked for my ipod. Those earbuds are like mugger magnets.
by jamesnbk1108 February 8, 2009
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