Muff Muffs

Female equivalent of the male "Willy Warmer". Keeps the vagine from frosting over. Can be worn at ice rinks and on Christmas Day if you are preparing for seasonal hanky panky.

Crickey Darling, I'm shrinking up inside myself it's so cold down there. You should have worn your muff muffs!

by Hankypanky12345 October 1, 2010

Bumpin Muffs

What I call it when my girlfiend and I get it on. Basically the art of two chicks doing it...

AP- "Babygirl, we were bumpin muffs so loud the neighbors heard!"

AC- (giggle giggle) "At least we gave em a good show"

by Funkme September 14, 2006

muffshitter

A person who derives pleasure from defecating onto (or possibly into) a woman's private parts.

I wouldn't go home with him dear, word is he's a muffshitter.

by timtyler August 18, 2006

Maffise

A word that Skye Robertson made up for enormous

Omg That dos is maffise

by skye Robertson March 12, 2019

Mafusexual

Enzo or Ara's chosen sexuality.
Mafumafu+sexuality means being specially romantically and sexually attracted to Mafumafu and only mafumafu

Sora : "What's Arashi's sexuality?"
Kayden : "he's Mafusexual".

Mama : "Is Enzo staring at Mafumafu's pictures again?"
Zane : "Yeah, I told you Mama, he's Mafusexual"

by AraAra_TheDestroyer October 20, 2019

Maffins

noun.

a term with 3 definitions.

1. Josie's Dad
2. A really really cool muffin
3. A sea creature

- You know who's short? Josie
- Nah man, Maffins is way shorter
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- I ate a maffin!
- Nooo way, those are so cool
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- *splash*
- what the hell was that?
- I think it was a maffin
- holy crap, call the popo

by josie chau May 2, 2010

Muffscuffle

An argument between two people of the female gender which escalates into a fight. These arguments are particularly nasty and may end in hair pulling, gouging, scratching and screaming incoherent words.

"Wow, those two freaky bitches are really having a muffscuffle."

by Demunster May 19, 2013