Macron

verb
To do something during a long period of time without any significant result.

You macroned this task the whole sprint!

Macron by Senya77 June 3, 2022

Macron Calvitie 

French for "omg i love this government and i certainly don't want a revolution against this really bad leader who doesn't care about its people and workers and only cares about the richs".

-hey look at this new post from the fr*nch president !
-omg i'm going to comment "macron calvitie" to show my support !
-me too !

Macron Calvitie by quarkup the frog April 11, 2023

image macro 

A internet forum phrase originally coined in Something Awful forums (like nearly every other internet phrase, really), this is an image with a (hopefully) funny phrase relating to the situation in the thread.
They're usually intended as offensive, but are generally seen as a rather low form of "entertainment" and don't generate much heat in a flame war unless the person or thread it's aimed at is particularly sensitive.

Thread Topic: cute kittens
PostWhore: "My cat is really cute!"
Joe Poster: "My cat is also very cute."
Poster X: image of a man in spandex with the words "THIS THREAD IS GAY" superimposed over it

image macro by surasshu September 10, 2005

Macrophile 

a person who sexually fantasizes about things much bigger than themselves.

"i'm a macrophile because the thought of being a slave to a 50 foot giant makes me horny"

Macrophile by Madonnafan June 26, 2006

Marcos 

v.
-To steal; : To take something that does not belong to you without permission or illegally

(English)
K: Did you see our new classmate? I heard he's a kleptomaniac.
R: Yeah! Just the other day, my friend suddenly lost her wallet. I think he marcosed it.

(Tagalog)
K: Nakita mo ba yung bago nating kaklase? Kleptomaniac daw 'yun.
R: Oo! Nung nakaraang araw lang, nawala bigla yung wallet nung kaibigan ko. Minarcos niya siguro.

Marcos by Pambihira February 9, 2022

macrohard 

Opposite to microsoft

I have a big macrohard.

macrohard by haha September 4, 2003

macrovagina 

A vagina of extraordinarily wide caliber (diameter), usually demonstrating a canal depth that is just as impressive in magnitude (>7 inches). The labia minora and labia majora are usually spaced far apart, and the vaginal orifice, as seen externally while looking at the vulva, appears to be a round hole. During intercourse, a macrovagina can give the false impression that a penis is very small. Macrovagina is often demonstrated by putting large objects inside, such as fists, cans, or Louisville sluggers.

My penis is not small; she just said she didn't feel it inside because she has a macrovagina.

macrovagina by Jug Jugs December 15, 2008