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I'm not willing to sacrifice my life for a cupcake.

Used when someone suggests doing something that is obviously dangerous and stupid.
"You should climb up it and jump off. Just remember to roll when you land."

"No thanks. I'm not willing to sacrifice my life for a cupcake."
by abart May 1, 2010
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Magnificent Bastard

The Magnificent Bastard is the kind of character that you get when you combine Tricksters, Master Manipulators and Chessmaster-type characters: bold, charismatic, independent, and audacious. These characters have shown themselves to steal other people's shows through their intellect, boldness of action and manipulation mastery, which often captivates the audience.

They are brilliant and utterly devious, always coming with backup strategies so that they win every time, and not to mention they're smooth operators. They always know exactly what to say and never lose their cool (sometimes unless if it's in certain times when something goes wrong for some of them). The Magnificent Bastards have goals that they don't stop until they accomplish, plus they are charismatic, and almost all of them are often charming. Even at their darkest hours, they have traits that one can't help but admire.

A Magnificent Bastard can be aligned with any side - this category of course deals with the villainous kinds of Magnificent Bastards. It's also possible for Protagonist Villains to be Magnificent Bastards, but it's quite rare to find a Magnificent Bastard in one. Sometimes, a villainous Magnificent Bastard can fall short due to being so arrogant, and sometimes, when said villain goes too over-the-top to be believable, he becomes a Villain Sue. Despite that, said character isn't too likely to be a complete idiot at best.
You magnificent bastard I read your book!!
by Superweapon624 March 16, 2014
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Mocrifies

To die instantly or telling someone to kill themselves
Yo you ever just mocrifies?
by Random user13 March 22, 2020
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Magnificent Majestic Melon Man Mookram

Bobby Man Barry is superior to Magnificent Majestic Melon Man Mookram.
by Nizma March 22, 2021
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Toe Nail Sacrifice

When a person sacrifices a toe nail in order to save the life/lives of a person/people who may or may not have been forced in to a very hostile hostage situation, usually resulting in the prevention of thousands of fatalities and/or a significant increase of activity in the illegal ivory trade.
Andrew: "Come on man, you know this is wrong, just stop this madness just let them go, I'll do anything!"

Terrorist:"You know there's only one thing you can do Andy, you wanna be a hero well it's time to show your true colours!"

Andrew:"You dont mean........."

Terrorist:"Yeah Andy boy I mean it and i mean it good its time for a TOE NAIL SACRIFICE!!!"

Hostages:"Thankyou Andrew!"
by MudOnMe November 5, 2011
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Brand of Sacrifice

A brand that is burned into the skin branding you as a sacrifice that will cause demons to hunt/haunt you during the night. The only options are dying like a 🐱 or getting ripped and swinging around a huge swo- large chunk of iron with sharp edges.
“Yo I got a brand last night…”

“The hell happened were you drunk?”
“No it’s a brand of sacrifice so-…hold up they’re here” *pulls out a huge fucking sword*
“wtf? Also there’s a weird looking horse coming”
by SirForce September 5, 2022
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Magnificent Other

A play on words for significant other. Your live-in life partner in a non-wed relationship that you are crazy about.
I would like to introduce you to my Magnificent Other.
by RICH CHICKS August 6, 2007
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