a la macho

To unbutton your shirt or wear a very low cut T-shirt to expose your chest hair no matter how innapropriete of a situation it may be.

Dude I know you wanna pick someone up but this is a wedding and you're the best man so you can not wear your shirt a la macho!

by MrGomez January 14, 2018

macbook pro

Apple Computer's latest weapon. Features a base that's capable of causing third-degree burns.

You: Would you like to try my new MacBook Pro? Here, put it on your lap.
Victim: Hey, it's got a camera... aagh! My sperm!

by Paul June 18, 2006

sleeping macho

v. to sleep with only a white t-shirt on and no underpants

I was sleeping macho and my dog started licking my ass

by turkeyloafer July 13, 2007

machostache

a "handlebar" style mustache. This type of mustache, during the 1970's, was quite preferable among men of many different backgrounds; however, today, is rarely found to be worn by any other than White Trash type guys. (i.e. truck drivers, construction workers, cops, and almost all trailer park dwellers) Is often accompanied by long hair, dirty, greasy clothes, and netted baseball caps.

Is it my imagination, or did every guy at that last A.A. meeting have a machostache?

by RyGuy82 August 25, 2011

Macbook air

A £1,271 party trick. Amaze your friends by putting your macbook air into an envelop. Then chuck it away and use your regular £500 laptop instead.

Macbook air owner: Look! It fits into this envelop! How cool is that?

Person: Nice, what do you do on your macbook air?

Macbook air owner: Huh?

by PepsiDude002 December 21, 2008

Macho Row

If you go out of your way to find heavy objects to lift, red meat to eat, and do whatever you can to handle your business the best way you know how, then you are Macho Row. Notable members: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Pat Tillman (RIP), Richard Kuklinski, John Rambo, Ronald Reagan, Dog The Bounty Hunter, Ray Lewis, The U.S. Armed Forces, Ted Kennedy, Robert DeNiro, The '72 Dolphins...

Dude, you just ate a 72oz steak, did 1000 push-ups, drank a handle of Jack, killed that guy with your bare hands and fucked his girlfriend...you are Macho Row.

by Macho Row February 28, 2008

MacMongus

Similar to the hit game amougus the new game Fangus has created a new type of imposter the MacMongus. It is the sussyest of sus, And the eater of crew-mates.

Why so MacMongus Batman?

by The imposter whoreshippers April 4, 2022