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mahoo

Mahoo is Hawaiian slang for a homosexual.
"I couldn't believe it when I found out my cousin was mahoo."
by hitokage May 9, 2005
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Machole

- noun

1. A user of Apple Macintosh products who exerts his/her snobby, self-appointed superiority in speech, glances, facial-expressions or general attitude.

a. A type of asshole (v.7)

2. A Mac user who thinks they're better than you because of their electronic consumption habits and lets you know it whenever they can.

3. Anyone with an Apple product (iPhone, iPod, Mac Book, etc.) who bought purely for the *perceived* cool-factor or entertainment value.

a. see also: "sheep" - "lemming"
Person 1: "Hey, I need a hand with this design project. I can't get this file to open properly."

Machole: "Oh, I see your problem. You shoulda bought a Mac."

Person 1: "No, I've done it before, I just don't know why it isn't working right this time."

Machole: "Still. It'd be better on a Mac. I could spend a good 30 minutes telling you why Macs are better, but I gotta get going. See ya later."

Person 1: "What a Machole."
by waxrascal October 26, 2009
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MacBook Air

the world's most expensive cake cutter.
Hey guys, check out what my MacBook Air can do!
(HP exec Rahul Sood @ his birthday)
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Mahoover

1. most extremely dangerous driving; to drive like you have never driven before
2. to pull ridicolous manuevers in your car/van
3. erratic driving while avoiding several consecutive accidents
1. "Look out! Here comes a mahoover"
2. "WOW! What a mahoover"
3. "HAHA! You just pulled a mahoover!"
4. "MAHOOD! Great mahoover"
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Macho Nacho

"I need a macho nacho tonight! Give me the beef and the beans!"
by BigL027 September 18, 2014
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machostache

handlebar mustache; most popular during the 1970's.
This is also at times referred to incorrectly as a molestache, although the most commonly understood definition of molestache is somewhat dubious; some consider it to be a form of peach fuzz, while others maintain that it can refer to any mustache that looks creepy.
Man, I swear, every single guy living in that trailer park has a machostache, even the very few who are not alcoholics with long hair.
by surly.no.1 August 21, 2011
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Mashood

A wholesome man who is sexy and has a large penis. All males aspire to be like him.
Man i wish i was a mashood
by Heisenberg1294 December 8, 2018
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