Mace Windu

1. The second baddest Jedi in the galaxy(after Yoda, of course)
2. An unwilling participant in a huge Padawan sexual abuse scandal).

1. This party's over!
2. I would just like to say that this council will not tolerate any sexual deviancy regarding our Jedi Knight's!!

by bigtones August 31, 2004

mace face

A silly look made on one's face, usually when addressed by another person. The face appears contorted, as if reaching for comprehension just above him.

Named for a professional in a smaller Canadian city.

Did you see the mace face Jeff gave me when I asked him for some time off?

by Not Macey September 11, 2006

Mace Windu

Mace Windu is known for his skills with a lightsaber. He was the Master of the Order until the Battle of Geonosis where after he gave the title to Yoda was a Korun which species are completely force sensitive. Mace Windu was killed by newly discovered Darth Sidious thanks to the young Anakin Skywalker. In which cut off Windus arm and left an opening for Sidious to use force lightning to throw him out of his office window and onto the city streets.

Mace Windu is basicly the only black guy in Star Wars and the only Jedi to wield a purple lightsaber.

by Darth Krayt October 4, 2010

Mace Bby

A person who can put a smile on your face countless times per day. A constant reminder on why you should look at the positives in life. A different chapter every day and a story that nobody is willing to finish. The reason for hiccups, cure for sore hearts, the magic behind a smile and the reason to have happy tears rolling down your face at 2am. Your sunshine on a cloudy day, always there when someone is in need. You may give people the poo's but there is nothing that anyone would ever change about you. The adorable and cuddly, nostril licking ninkinpoop that anyone would want to spend the rest of their life with.

Wow that Mace Bby sure is one I want to be with.

by maccapacca January 20, 2015

mace spanner

A turd that spans from edge to edge of the toilet and isn’t touching the water. The mace portion of the definition comes from the undigested peanut chunks sticking out the length of the turd!

Honey, get a tape measure so we can measure my mace spanner in the shitter before we chop it up and flush it!

by Cryptic dude December 20, 2017

Mace Windu

The worst Jedi Knight in the history of the galaxy. He gets his behind whipped (and fooled) by the supreme master of the force, Emperor Palpatine, as did Yoda.

Mace Windu sucks. Yes he does.

by Imperial Officer April 26, 2005

Mace in the Face

When a ball that has the spikes around it smacks someone in the face causing massive insano trama to the brain. This normally causes death unless the guy makes a reeker, then the ball with spikes will say " Fuck this shit Yo!". Otherwise, I suggest you duck or be sodmized.

Mace mace in the face cuz you can't keep pace and your just taken up space cuz your a disgrace...

by Super Bling Bling in the D O C March 16, 2004