My kid ate a car and broke it

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My kid ate a car and broke it

by Mariah is a fish June 26, 2021

get of my set kid

We a kid gangster wanabe is talking to much about stuff he don't know about

Tim.Yeah bloods are trash blood member at get of my set kid

by Drips master 9756 April 20, 2022

I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars

Code for "I want to bang this whale."

"Dude, she's big boned"
"I know man. I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars"

by Khyzer September 18, 2019

Drink My Kids

The process of swallowing male ejaculation after oral sex (‘Kids’ referencing sperm)

Drink my kids: Basically an XVideos category

(Beta): “You’re trash at Call of Duty”
(Sigma): “Your mom drank my kids”

by Meat_Grinder47 February 18, 2022

I beat my kids

It's when a parent or guardian brings physical harm to their child, it could be out of anger, enjoyment, annoyance, etc.

Parent/Guardian: I don't like the way my kids look so i beat my kids. *shoots son in the arm* Ha ha take that brat.

Son: Ow, that hurt. Please stop beating me, i'm your kid.

by IBeatMyKids April 20, 2022

my kid broke it

When parents say my kid broke it it truly means that they broke it they just don't want to pay for it .

My kid broke it. I never seen that coaster before in my life.

by EatDaBooty4Life July 5, 2017