Ah my kid is falling!

Another word for a slide

Person 1: oh look at your cousins enjoying herself on the, ah my kid is falling!

Person 2: you mean the slide?

by Oh no our table! It's broken! December 19, 2021

You threatened my kid

There it is! THERE IT IS! I was waiting for that one for a mintue!

A Father "YoU tHrEaTeNeD mY kId!"

Hym "No, I commanded someone to murder him. That's an entirely different thing. Amd you were a soft-spoken, limp dicked, sissy 7 years ago, fairy. What are you like NOW, sissy? Who are you like now? And don't bring ip you ex-wife to me bitch. What we have is special. You and your wife would probably fuck me you faggot! FAGGOOT!"

by Hym Iam March 17, 2024

get of my set kid

We a kid gangster wanabe is talking to much about stuff he don't know about

Tim.Yeah bloods are trash blood member at get of my set kid

by Drips master 9756 April 20, 2022

I beat my kids

It's when a parent or guardian brings physical harm to their child, it could be out of anger, enjoyment, annoyance, etc.

Parent/Guardian: I don't like the way my kids look so i beat my kids. *shoots son in the arm* Ha ha take that brat.

Son: Ow, that hurt. Please stop beating me, i'm your kid.

by IBeatMyKids April 20, 2022

my kid broke it

When parents say my kid broke it it truly means that they broke it they just don't want to pay for it .

My kid broke it. I never seen that coaster before in my life.

by EatDaBooty4Life July 5, 2017

Drink My Kids

The process of swallowing male ejaculation after oral sex (‘Kids’ referencing sperm)

Drink my kids: Basically an XVideos category

(Beta): “You’re trash at Call of Duty”
(Sigma): “Your mom drank my kids”

by Meat_Grinder47 February 18, 2022