my brother

useless crap (jk i love u bro)

"I love your useless crap."
"You mean my brother?"

by lukascockeater January 30, 2023

my autistic fucking brother

Literally my 6' tall brother, he is fucking autistic (acoustic), he has he smallest cock in the world, and is gay af, yet homophobic. Even if he is autistic and bully's me (🥺), I luv him.

Sami: *shows pictures of drawn birds* Stella, Which one is ur favorite?
Stella: *points to one made of scribbles* that one
Sami: the spoiled ass nephew?
Stella: he looks autistic
Sami: just like my autistic fucking brother.*laughs slightly*
Stella:*walks away concerned*

by Oddy- Bitch January 23, 2024

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

Being there for my brothers

It's crucial to support your brothers under any circumstances, even when faced with the prospect of death.

"Being there for my brothers" is defined to stand firm beside them, especially when it comes to defending your loved ones and preserving your own well-being.

by dontgetslimed January 30, 2024

Pass the oats my brother

Passing an illegal substance

(Drugs) pass the oats my brother

by IsisMutherFawker February 14, 2018

My brother in christ

Meaning bro, homie, or some sort of word relating to friend.

Friend 1: "K bro hear me out, *says the most criminal thing you've ever heard*"
Friend 2: "My brother in christ, wtf?"

by berriboy January 31, 2024

My actual brother

No Jordan, watching rape porn doesn't translate to you needing to "prove me wrong" about rape, you fucking idiot.

Hym "Yeah I don't understand what you don't get about that. That isn't a thing you prove wrong. Is this you trying to justify the baby dick bigotry or what? Like you can act as though you have been affected by anything that has happened to me. My actual brother completely unaffected. And this has nothing to do with me not wanting it to be me, why do YOU want that? Because you resent my dependency but need me dependent or you wouldn't be around. You're wrong, Jordan you need to accept that you're wrong. Get me my fucking money. My rape sympathy has reduced to zero. I don't give a fuck about anything that isn't happening me until this is over with."

by Hym Iam November 3, 2025