Mutual Ghosting

To describe when two people have hung out with each other and the next day they mutually don’t text each other back because they *know* that time they spent together was not worth ever hanging out again.

Mutual ghosting: when you know, you know

by Stefaniyo April 13, 2021

Mutual Procrasterbation

n. - the act of two or more people putting off or delaying an unpleasant or unwanted task by masterbating instead. The task can be the same or different for each person and the masterbation can be simultaneous, where by each perosn pleasures him or herself, or shared, whereby each person pleasures another person.

v. - mutual procrasterbating , mutually procrasterbate(d)

adv. - mutual procrasterbater

See also procrasterbation

Juan and Carla did not want to finish their chores, so instead, they engaged in mutual procrasterbation.

Peggy and her roomate Selma did not want to study for their mid-term, so they decided to mutually procrasterbate.

Sometimes during procrasterbation, Gary becomes bored by himself and invites his friend Omar for mutual procrasterbation.

by Wheredthecheesego? April 11, 2011

Mutual Respect

Mutual respect is when you are secretly in love with a boy for 10 years and had to keep it a secret with a beard. (A woman who acts like your girlfriend but isnt.) Because management said so.

Louis Tomlinson has so much mutual respect for Harry Styles it is unbelievable.

by LarryStylinson2802 August 14, 2020

mutual butterflies

When u let someone drink ur juice and u never let anyone drink ur juice

Mutual Butterflies?

by Rae.....Won August 19, 2020

Mutual likerbation

When facebook friends 'like' every comment that the other types and visa versa.

Jim:yeah...I love hamsters..lol (John likes this)

John: I prefer guinea pigs. (Jim likes this)

Jim: But they bite. rofl (John like this)

Steve: You guys are totally having a mutual likerbation session. (Jim and John like this)

by lamar12 April 7, 2011

mutual fling

When both people agree to have a relationship that is longer than a one-night-stand, but shorter than a formal relationship.

Ron: Yeah, we agreed it was a mutual fling.
Brick: I love lamp.

by msuts July 6, 2011

mutual staring

Looking deeply into another's soul through the eyes, and them doing the same to you. It is also interpreted as undressing another with one's eyes. Also it is an euphemism for a burning passion between two.

Did you see them, Betty, they were participating in mutual staring! And you know where that leads!

by bigolcebolla January 11, 2016