Lucifer Morningstar

This sexy devil is one sexy beast reject his sexual consent and he will give you the big sad. His suit and his cunning looks will entrance you in love. You wont be able to live with out him he is Lucifer Morningstar.

Gabe: Dude i just pulled a Lucifer Morningstar on your grandma.

Ethan: Fucking dies*

by UrbanDictionary™ October 29, 2019

morning breast

When your girlfriends breasts are warm from the night before

My girlfriend was soo warm this morning

She probably had morning breast enjoy it buddy!

by Conker1 October 4, 2016

morning flap

The flap of hair that stick out of your head when you sleep on one side for too long.

Billy's morning flap shakes when he nods

by JackNg June 18, 2008

the morning announcements

Something done by a student with an immense amount of power and influence within a school; the act of reading important happenings within the school.

My friend Carter does the morning announcements for our school, he’s kind’ve like our version of God.

by cbomwhitemystery May 8, 2018

My Morning Jack-It

Masturbation in the AM. Generally results from morning wood

"I woke up to a nice my morning jack-it"... "you mean like the band?" ... nope

by icechris September 1, 2011

Morningcap

a drink to cap off your morning.

Can I interest you in a morningcap, my dear?

by ZStyle90 January 26, 2010

Morning Sharpener

(noun) An alcoholic beverage, typically one standard drink (0.6 oz pure ethanol), consumed at the start of one's day. The intended goal of a morning sharpener is, as the name implies, to "sharpen" one's mental accuity, mood and motivation. However, much like getting high before a stressful, high pressure event, it often has the opposite effect.

Similar to irish coffee, morning joe and wake and bake.

"What's up with Joe today?"

"Oh, he ran out of sauce for his morning sharpener. He's feeling a bit twitchy, is all."

"Poor bastard."

by CredibleHulk84 September 20, 2017