Monopoly

A long ass sadistic game that only causes misery and pain to all who are forced to play. A literal friendship breaker that possibly was created by Satan.

Monopoly is like a old, wooden dildo. It's long, hard, and uncomfortable to use with friends.

by Vaaazhazzafa June 26, 2016

Monopoly

This word has two meanings.

1. the exclusive possession or control of the supply or trade in a commodity or service.
2. a long-ass game that ruins friendships.

To find other games that ruin friendships, see also Mario Party.

1. "his likely motive was to protect his regional monopoly on furs"
2. Person 1: Hey wanna play Monopoly?

P2: sure

(Two hours later)

P1: WE'RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE!

by LazyLuna January 31, 2017

Monopoly

1. One business ruling over another in a category.

2. A game that ruins relationships.

'Son: Where's mom and dad?'
'Daughter: Playing Monopoly.'
'Son: I'll start packing...'

by Areyonga September 8, 2017

Monopoly

A board game created in 1935. It is most commonly know for a long ass time to finish. While the game uses fictional money it, in no ways, prepares you for the out side world. It is seconded only by uno in tearing apart the very fabric of friendship and families. It also changes its look more often then the president dyes his hair. Some times it's Disney themed and other times you are trying to take over the known world or like New Jersy. The board game doesn't even have that great of roots as it is based off a city in the Garden State. ITS BASSED OFF A DRY CITY, THAT MEANS NO FRICKING ALCHOL. Most adults find it impossible to play a full game of Monopoly with out alchol. The game also uses small metal game pieces, you know those things that are always taken out of people in Greys Anatomy? It's those.

"Hey do you want to play Monopoly? "

"Oh, hell no. "

by Willywonnka October 13, 2017

monopoly

An evil game leading to nothing but family wars and flipped game boards. Money and pieces end up everywhere. The youngest sibling ends up sobbing. All hell breaks loose, as this game was designed by the devil himself.

The family never spoke to each other again, for, they played monopoly.

by Chaos monkey August 1, 2018

monopoly

a word used in place of sexual intercourse. often used in social setting between 2 people in order to talk openly about sex without having anyone else know.
we didn't really feel like going out last night...we just stayed in and played monopoly.

we didn't really feel like going out last night...we just stayed in and played monopoly.

by .yki November 17, 2019

Monopoly

A big company I don't like.

The school system has a monopoly on fuckwits.

by bakedkookies November 3, 2019