the act of locking ones self up in a room, cave, ect. with only stale bread and water to play games such as "halo3" and other xbox games for days upon end without rest.
luke: dude, wheres tom?
adrian: dude, toms off monking halo 3
luke: again? damn, what a loser
tom: (in his cave) w00t! just pwned some noob!
adrian: dude, toms off monking halo 3
luke: again? damn, what a loser
tom: (in his cave) w00t! just pwned some noob!
by Adrian T. July 5, 2008

shortened form of monkey, a sweet little guy who is constantly trying to entertain people. occasionally can cross into the territory of circus gimp but whom we love
by kittycat July 6, 2004

a monke is a monkey but special they are going places in life like me. They have special powers and abilities and are mega sexy
by Pita Chip ( w/ biggest leg) June 4, 2021

A large yet studious creature that builds and studies architecture. When in action, a Monk can be seen up to 15 mph -running- scooping ground balls or getting lit on the weekend. Overall, any man strives to be a Monk by any means necessary.
by Monk is Life March 25, 2022

One of mother natures best animals and ruler of the earth monke.
Sorts of monke: Sniper monke, Drip monke, SUS MONKE😱😱😱, and curious George and many more.
Sorts of monke: Sniper monke, Drip monke, SUS MONKE😱😱😱, and curious George and many more.
Me: hey bro we should get monke
imaginary friend: which one daddy
Me: hmm maybe sniper monke to protect us
imaginary friend: which one daddy
Me: hmm maybe sniper monke to protect us
by PapiRoach March 7, 2021
