Moscow sprinkler

Booking a hotel suite with a huge bed and then hiring Russian prostitutes to pee on your face.

Although quite messy, the urine in a Moscow sprinkler is actually sterile!

by BreathyBooger January 12, 2017

mancow's disease

When a skinny guy exclusively dates fat girls.

Man!! Look at the size of that girl, her boyfriend must have mancow's disease!

by Jaux T. Pose' February 4, 2007

moscow rules

Description of severe consequences for repeating gossip.

"I'll tell you the scoop but this can't ever get out. You know, Moscow Rules: You talk, you die." - Miss Simmons

by stauffenator October 30, 2009

MOSCOW

BEST CITY IN WORLD FOR THE MOTHER LAND

AH YES MOSCOW STRONK CITY

by RUSSIA_MOSSCOW January 19, 2019

moscow mullet

When the genital region is clean shaven, but the asshole is hairy

Did you see that stripper's moscow mullet? She needs to consider a full body wax next time.

by bits of tits October 6, 2016

Moscow Time

The number of sats (satoshi, 1/100.000.000 of a bitcoin) it costs to buy 1 dollar, which will sooner or later reach <1.

- What's the current Moscow Time?
- 1783

by NatoshiSakamoto April 20, 2021

Projectile Monowave

After anal sex the reciving participants ass hole leaks cum. This is called a Mono Wave. If this person were to fart during this time this would cause a Projectile Mono Wave sometimes known as Mono Tidal Wave, this can be a sign of good look and in some rural tribes this is worshiped as a sign of God.

"How do you think he got that rash on his face"
"I heard he was giving a rim job when she had a Projectile Monowave"
"Well I won't bet against him anytime soon"

by Crustinisation January 27, 2017