MoCo Zenith

The art of using a TV remote as a substitute penis in the event that ones penis fails to rise to the occasion. Originating in Monroe County, this classic maneuver is generally met with enthusiasm by the ladies as the individual buttons on the remote control make it feel “ribbed for her pleasure” Added benefit, the TV remote is always close handy so when the penis has called it an early night, the remote is always standing by.

Dude: Man, I got shit house drunk last night and when I got ol girl from the bar in the sack, my cock wouldn’t work.
Buddy: oh shit bro, what’d you do?
Dude: I gave her the MoCo Zenith and she loved it

by EZontheMic October 4, 2020

Puturoasa de la Mogoșoaia

A slang for weed with a strong smell(stinky) that comes(or not) from Mogoșoaia,Romania
Its literally translated as "The stinky from Mogoșoaia" and i could be associated with a type of cheese also called Puturoasa.

Bai frate,hai sa iesim la o puturoasa de la Mogoșoaia.
(Bro let's go out and enjoy some puturoasa de la Mogoșoaia)
Coaie mi ai adus puturoasa?
(Balls did you bring my puturoasa)

by RigaCrypto December 16, 2021

mockstar

noun-a person who acts like a rockstar but neither plays an instrument, nor is in a band.

"that kid thinks he's got talent, but he's just a mockstar"

by joey bryce June 20, 2005

Crazy Mofos

Fans of One Direction are called this. Niall Horan approves of it... He is our leader...

"Hahaha ! the trends ! You lot are mad! # crazy mofos ! " - Niall Horan

by Summer Brooks July 15, 2013

mocoso

A little kid with snot running from his/her nose. Derived from mocos (snot, boogers).

"Get that pinche mocoso away from my mole!"

by Nannersthedog September 24, 2009

MoCo

The county where everyone is either straight out of the OC or tryin to be ghetto. But the love is all in MoCo. And whoever thinks that we stole the MoCo from Howard County, it should be pointed out that Howard County is HoCo. And yes, their girls are hos.

Girl from MoCo: Yeah, I got into every college I applied to!
Guy from PG County: What is college?

by Ashley Doe June 3, 2005

cottonhead rattle moccosin

Mythical snake that inhabits the deep woods of Alabama. It rates up there with other wives tales to keep the kids out of the forrest.

Conjunction of cotton mouth, copperhead, rattle snake and water moccosin, all venomous snakes of Alabama.

Dont go near those woods, there might be a cottonhead rattle moccosin out there.

by Ken Gman March 5, 2008