mj

short for marijke
my hot sexy beast who needs to get with Grant,

"oh mj I want you"
"ew Marios get away from me"

by hehe January 24, 2005

MJ

A girl/boy named MJ is A dumb and stupid bitch PERIODT

MJ you so stupid you bitch.

by Jinri November 12, 2019

MJ

1. a BJ or HJ that does not get finished, named after the initials of M. Judges. See also to pull a judges.

"-Did she give you a BJ?"
"-No man, I only got a MJ. It was hella bunk."

by the finisher June 2, 2008

MJ

A douchecake,
a person possessing or presenting the qualities of a douchecake

Wow, Shut the fuck up MJ!

by AngryBeaver March 22, 2009

MJ

One that is good at glitching and/or styling in TH series.

OMFG there's an MJ here#!!$#$#$!#$%

by MJ October 22, 2004

mj

a girl from new jersey who has the sexiest wife coughrachelcough who lives in arizona!

mj loves rachel.
mj will marry rachel when she goes to live with her.

by mj September 5, 2004

MJ

Mouth job. a hand job is an hj, so why the shit is it a bj.
Mouth on penis.

man, this chick was givin me an MJ last night, and i shot in her face

by BigOleSack1986 March 24, 2008