mistress christmas

a random day a few days before or after christmas when you can get away from the wife and exchange presents with your girlfriend

this year mistress christmas was on the 22nd because the wife was out of town.

by billy smallz December 21, 2009

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Mistress Save a Bro

The opposite of Captain Save a Hoe A female That will build you up and save you from the torment of your broken heart. She will also tell guys with huge egos exactly how things are. She helps calm down the sense of self grandiose that you shouldn’t have to begin with. A term made up by a girl named Jessica from Akron, Ohio

That guy Todd needs Mistress Save a Bro in his life to make him happy again.

That guy is such a Douche he needs Mistress Save a Bro to save him from his own ego.

by DommeJay November 18, 2019

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mistress material

the total oppisite of wifey material. doesnt have a hubby, but fucks alot of other womens hubbys.

Married Buisness Man::(staring at the new secretaries ass.) That broad is mistress material, oh yes.

by bitcharoni October 23, 2007

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Mistress Night

The evening before Valentine's Day when you are supposed to take out your mistress. Whereas on Valentine's Day you take out your wife or girlfriend.

I told my wife I was going to play basketball with the guys on mistress night, but I really took Susan to dinner.

by Patrick Ransom February 14, 2010

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mistress america

A java teacher who is a very hairy for a female. Now some girls are hairy, but mistress america is on the same level of hairy as big foot or robin williams. The only difference between her and big foot big foot smells better, and knows more about computers. She is a poor teacher, and a hairy fuckin freak.

I cant see the difference between mistress america and big foot, but the smell gives mistress america away.

by Lordpiggyinton May 3, 2005

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