The military vibe check

Essentially the same thing as a vibe check, where one actor commits violence against another, but in this case the actor is the U.S. military. The U.S. military vibe checks their recruits by shooting them in the head in order to only allow the strongest and most resilient to join.

Jim: What happened to Tommy?
Joe: He failed the military vibe check.
Jim: Wow, I always knew he was one of the weaker ones.

by Bofasmith October 19, 2019

Roblox-military syndrome

Roblox-Military syndrome is when someone is addicted to military-training simulations on roblox, and won't stop talking about it for hours or even days in extreme cases. It is not fatal, in fact it does not cause any harm at all, in some cases it does the opposite depending on the accuracy of the simulation.

I think that they have Roblox-military syndrome.

by TorsTheBirb April 18, 2022

military left

The REAL left. The left that sets the standard. The left that most people understand is left.

Sergeant: "Face to the left."
(Private turns to the right)
Sergeant: "No, private, your MILITARY left."

by J.C.T. November 29, 2005

Special Military Operation

100% not an invasion. Anyone who conducts a Special Military Operation is an extremely stand up guy and is devoted to world peace with zero intentions whatsoever of starting a war against a sovereign nation. Trust me guys, I am definitely NOT being held at gunpoint by the secret police right now.

I am conducting a Special Military Operation (not an invasion!) to ensure peace in Ukraine.

by AnnaKomneneMyBeloved<3 March 8, 2022

military brat

Children and teenages who have a parent/parents in the military and grow up accustomed to the military lifestyle.

Military brats:
1. Move to a new base in different State or country every three years or less and don't really have a hometown even though they claim to have one.
2. Are tolerant of other people of different backgrounds and open minded due to military brat experience
3. Feel at home on any military base
4. Know alot of military lingo such as PCS, SOFA, BN, etc. Watch AFN and miss having no commercials
5. Have had parent leave often for deployment/training either leads to a tight knit family or stressful relationship
6. Either
-really social independent or a hermit/resentful person
-hates or loves the military
-wants to travel or become a townie

Situation 1- new school:
kid: Hey I haven't seen you around you must be new. Where did you just move from?

military brat: (how to answer...) Well I just moved here from Germany because my dad is in the military.

kid: wow I don't know anyone from that State!

military brat: it's actually a country...

kid: oh yeah freaking nazi's...

military brat: ....

by bonsaisamurai March 25, 2009

Chinese Military Shovel

The one thing that puts the swiss army knife to shame.

The uber-multi-purpose tool, the Chinese military shovel!

by RummieRR June 9, 2010

Militant Atheism

Militant atheism is a term applied to atheism which is hostile towards religion. Historically, the main usage of the term refers to the doctrine advocating the propagation of atheism among the masses, as well as the combating of religion as a harmful aberration, which was often undertaken by atheist states. This application of the term was an integral part of the materialism of Marxism-Leninism, and significant in the French Revolution, the Soviet Union, and Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution.

Student: Have there ever been any antireligious extremists?

Professor: Yes, in the Soviet Union for example, militant atheism was official doctrine; churches, mosques, and temples were liquidated and those that remained were forbidden to give to the poor or carry on educational activities. Moreover, thousands of believers were imprisoned or executed.

by Veritas2011 October 2, 2011