Miles Edgeworth

The greatest fictional prosecutor since Jack McCoy. Dresses like a pimp and and wins every case not involving Phoenix Wright. The entire police department has a crush on him, especially the men.

Miles Edgeworth: D-do I really inspire this sort of frothing desire among the female masses...?

by blind_assassin January 1, 2008

mildo

Poorly constructed Mexican knock-offs of large and strong American dildos. Can be identified by their mustard brown appearance with strange white blotches (indicative of either a poor paint job or some "factory testing" before shipping?) and by bending the mildo across the shaft, checking for stress fractures or tears. Inferior-quality dildos will tear down the length of the shaft, causing irritation and discomfort during use and they may even break off into the vagina or anus.

Just stick to American made dildos from mom & pop sex shops and you should be OK.

I bought this dildo from internetdildos.com and it broke off in my ass. Stupid fucking mildos.

by JMouseguy November 21, 2011

mile high club

having sex in an in-flight airplane, technically while at least a mile above the ground

by Anonymous May 19, 2003

mile high

When you fuck in an airplane at least a mile in the sky.

Billy: yo Joe when did you jump on that ass last?
Joe: boy we did a mile high like in those movies. There was even another girl too.

by Don't trust my defs April 16, 2016

milena

milena is a gift , she is a lot of beauty in a human , adorable , cute and pretty , her smile is the sun

i love you milena

by mohammed17 January 26, 2018

Miles Edgeworth

A video game character that presents surprise evidence at worst times in the Ace Attorney game series. Also, his dad was murdered.

Phoenix Wright: It would have been impossible for her to write it. The autopsy says that she died immediately from a hit.
Miles Edgeworth: I have an updated autopsy report that says she died almost immediately.

Player: You gotta be kidding me. That isn't even fair.

by ErlandYt April 5, 2021

Miles Kane

Guitarist, singer, lover of Alex Turner. Lovely man. God save Moiles Kane. IMPORTANT: he's not just Alex Turners sidechick, he's someone himself. He has real feelings, and makes real music. And it's fucking insane!

Person one: 'Who's Alex Turners boyfriend?

Person two: 'Fuck off, Miles Kane is more than that.'
Person one: 'Oh, I'll give him a listen.'

by Flowerpower9524 May 29, 2019