His cock is sooo sexy your cock is fucking nothing to it. His cock is soooo big that when he fucks marigold she has it coming out her mouth.
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So you like my dick? It’s… nothing much.
Oh… my… how did you get it.
It’s my ‘special Midas’ big sexy cock’.
So you like my dick? It’s… nothing much.
Oh… my… how did you get it.
It’s my ‘special Midas’ big sexy cock’.
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 4, 2022
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"Did you Pup Amp at the party this weekend? He was a total pig bottom! I saw him pull out his daddy's Midas Pipeline from the freezer and parade his gaping twink ass around"
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“Hey did you hear about (insert popular online event/trend/game)?”
“Yeah, but more and more people started joining in on it and they ruined it. It’s always a recurring Midas Touch Effect whenever the internet gets a hold of something precious.”
“Yeah, but more and more people started joining in on it and they ruined it. It’s always a recurring Midas Touch Effect whenever the internet gets a hold of something precious.”
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Get the midas whale mug.Michael McG has the reverse Midas Touch! Any assignment that comes his way ends up as a pile of garbage.
by Sick up and Fed July 16, 2009
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coined by B.A. Seale after living with the human farm animal known as Boomer, who could break, soil, or ruin anything and everything he touched.
coined by B.A. Seale after living with the human farm animal known as Boomer, who could break, soil, or ruin anything and everything he touched.
Mark - Hey Brian, I heard Boomer ate all the taco meat, went out and got drunk, and then wrecked your truck over a telephone connector box and into the porch of some guys house?!
Brian - It's all true, he definetely has the anti-midas touch.
Brian - It's all true, he definetely has the anti-midas touch.
by Harry Day December 23, 2009
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