The Miasmics

A New Jersey ska band who play many shows in Northern Jersey. The have sweet songs like Funkydance

I went to a show where The Miasmics played first.

by Urg Man July 5, 2004

Midas

A person with a humungous dick.

Wow did you see his huge buldge, he's such a Midas

by Midasiscoolasf December 7, 2019

Reverse Midas Touch

A state-of-being, when, literally, EVERYTHING you touch turns to shit. The more important the thing is, the bigger pile of shit it becomes. There is nothing to be done to reverse this condition except time. Generally doesn't last more than 24 hours. It can also be used to refer to a general trend regarding your state-of-being, not just a single incident. (Like having a bad hair day, this would be a Reverse Midas Touch Day)

You've decided it's time to tell the person you've been dating that you love them. The perfect moment arrives, your faces are close, you smile and say, "I love you so much _______" (insert the name, not of your lover but of your ex - who they know) The look on their face says it all. Your first time sharing your soul with your lover, and it's not just bad, it's total shit. You stammer out an apology, and insert the name of your ex AGAIN, instead of saying their name. A true Reverse Midas Touch Moment. In your attempt to make this moment perfect, your anxiety to do so got the better of you causing you to totally fuck it up. hoisted by your own petard Instead of it being the beautiful moment you wished for, you find yourself going to hell in a hand basket

by WuWu LaFong September 1, 2013

Mika (Mikasaurus)

The most amazing non-professional singer in the entire universe. He is also the last remaining Mikasaurus in the entire world. He's really nice and funny and awesome at everything. He will completely deny these facts because he's too modest. He's amazing and I love him. (:

"Where is Mika (mikasaurus)?"
'Off being amazing."

by SummerRobbins770 August 2, 2010

Cranjus McBasketball

One of the funny names mentioned on Impractical Jokers.
Said by Sal Vulcano.
#1

When I call your name, go ahead and go in.
Here's the first name..

Cranjus McBasketball?

by TeeJayDubDub December 3, 2020

Mikasa Ackermann

Cute anime girl from Attack on Titan, best waifu of all time, any male who disagrees is homosexual

Mikasa Ackermann is my favorite character is Attack on Titan

by Master Armageddon February 3, 2019

miasmically

Events or peeps acting in a fetid, stinking fashion.

Just about every breathing dipshit has acted miasmically this week. And they were all in my office.

by Beebster December 15, 2007