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mcjob

A menial, soul-crushing, minimum-wage job that many of us are stuck at with no other options, for the simple reason that we lack some piece of paper saying we're smart.

This doesn't stop spoilt fucks from calling us losers, however.
McJob? At least I've got a damn job you leeching shit. Enjoy your spitburger, fuckface.
by caddon February 1, 2007
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McJilted

The state occurring when a slow-thinking male inadvertently turns down a hot, random female's proposal to join her for a night of unconditional, non-committal sex. This usually occurs because the male isn't used to having to respond to such proposals. As such, the male does not in fact know what to say, and so he says no. See also: PSU definition 2, Crasterbation
*** "Why is he crying?" "Dude, did you see what just happened? He totally McJilted the hot chick on the bus." ***
by Mungsex February 19, 2008
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McJob

"I have a McJob."
"Man, you are fucked up."
by Zach G. November 25, 2003
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mcjob

pays you less than you're worth but just enough to keep you crawling back
i got fired from my mcjob yesterday
by ina November 25, 2003
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mcjizz

The creamy 'sauce' used to flavor the Fillet O'Fish at McDonalds. In reality, that 'sauce' is just the semen of a sexually deprived employee, usually male, working in the hot, sweaty, back stoves. Usual characteristics are an abundance of zits, quite skinny in body mass and has an obsession with Star Wars and Star Trek.
Yeah, I just made a new batch of McJizz for the Fillet O'Fishes...Barney, you're up next, better get cracking, these things are going fast...seems to be a hit with the women...
by dcshoekid1 April 14, 2005
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On Brodie McJoedie Daboedy

Pronounced: On Bro-dEE Mc-Joe-DEE Da-boe-DEE

"McJoedie Daboedy" is an emphatic addendum used to amplify the seriousness or truthfulness of a statement. It's like taking the sincerity of "On God" and injecting it with a shot of whimsical absurdity. When someone drops a "On Brodie McJoedie Daboedy" after making a claim or expressing a strong opinion, it's their way of saying, "I am not joking around, my friend. This is the absolute truth, and I stake my imaginary Scottish heritage and nonsensical rhyming powers on it." So, next time someone tells you something and they say "McJoedie Daboedy," you better believe it, or face the wrath of their imaginary bagpipe-wielding ancestors.
Person 1:" you u tryna run some Star Citizen later?"
Person 2: "FOR SURE M8"
Person 1: "I don't believe you, say on Brodie McJoedie Daboedy"
Person 2: " ON BRODIE MCJOEDIE DABOEDY I WILL PLAY STAR CITIZEN WITH YOU"
by Xkao May 11, 2023
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mcjizzle

when a mcdonals employee unleashes his load of cream in your sundea
I hope that wasnt a mcjizzle i taste.
by neilsssssss August 15, 2006
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