Massage Chain

3 or more people arranged in a line with each person giving the next in line a shoulder rub.

On April 28, 2010, 1,223 people lined up and gave each other shoulder massages to form the current Guinness World Record for Longest Massage Chain

by Portland LMT July 14, 2011

massage slut

When a male goes around giving shoulder massage's to all females claiming to be friendly but in reality is just being creepy and believes they enjoy it.

Guy 1: Hey dude, see that guy over there.
Guy 2: Yea, he's massaging all those girls shoulders.
Guy 1: Yea what a massage slut.

by CptMeep January 6, 2016

massage my face

the act where you are "massaging someone's face" but it actually means you're are kissing them.

"Hey baby come over here and massage my face ;)"

by massage therapist December 31, 2011

Massage-a-troi

A massage involving two massueses and one recipient. Essentially the threesome of massages.

That massage-a-troi was extremely relaxing but a little confusing.

by Phallus Festivus December 7, 2014

Massage queen

A person with the hands of a god but a heart like queen

I went to a massage queen and them hands are fire

by Harry sexy ass July 20, 2019

Massage to my frontal cortex

When you're having a conversation through text and someone makes a nice/positive comment, this is the equivalent to "music to my ears" when you're reading.

S: I promise I'll make you the most delicious bowl ;)
D: That's a massage to my frontal cortex

by D:)))) August 14, 2022

massage envy

the worst fucking place in the entire world.

i’m going to hell, massage envy.

by twbshdi34 February 23, 2024