The name given to an individual who has a terrible habit of repeatedly interrupting one's solo-sex session.
Like clockwork George always seems to call me or barge into my room while I'm right in the middle of happy-time. From this day forward he shall be known as "Masturbateus Interruptus".
by Skeetl February 23, 2010
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Dude, wtf was Crowley doing this morning?
He was in early. He masturbates furiously when nobody is around... I wouldn't use that computer if I were you.
He was in early. He masturbates furiously when nobody is around... I wouldn't use that computer if I were you.
by 4th, disgusted March 6, 2008
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by christineee666 December 24, 2007
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A person who believes that wearing a facemask will solve any problem in regards to Covid19.
And falsely believes that anyone who doesn't wear one is a threat to society because of it.
Noun
A person who cannot function properly with out wearing a face mask and is scared to do so.
A person who believes that wearing a facemask will solve any problem in regards to Covid19.
And falsely believes that anyone who doesn't wear one is a threat to society because of it.
Noun
A person who cannot function properly with out wearing a face mask and is scared to do so.
" The MASKUBATOR endlessly screamed and carried on in public about people who didn't willingly submit to wearing a mask believing they are a threat to others."
Liz: What's so amusing?
T.Arl: I'm watching all these MASKURBATORs throw tantrums on a Youtube video over something that doesn't prevent transmission of Covid.
Karen: Put a mask on! You're going to make someone sick!
Betty: Pffft. Later MASKURBATOR! I don't have time for this! (walks away)
Liz: What's so amusing?
T.Arl: I'm watching all these MASKURBATORs throw tantrums on a Youtube video over something that doesn't prevent transmission of Covid.
Karen: Put a mask on! You're going to make someone sick!
Betty: Pffft. Later MASKURBATOR! I don't have time for this! (walks away)
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