Hairy Mango

Basically a tongue kiss by surprise. Or when least not expected.

Scenario 1:
Aww man, Matt gave Kylie a hairy mango!

Scenario 2:
Sam: Im soo pissed right now!
Olivia: Omg why!?
Sam: Griffin gave me a hairy mango!
Oliva: That fag bitch!
Sam: I know!
Olivia: Want Starbucks?

by baeornahh June 26, 2014

Bingo-bango there's your mango

When "bingo" just isn't enough ... A phrase to greet good news, a solution or resolution to a problem.

"Bingo-bango there's your mango; I told you it would work out.

by May Daily June 6, 2018

Face like a half sucked mango

An Australian term for a woman with a very unattractive face.

Ian- "Hey check out Helen, she has an amazing body"
Kevin- "Yeah but she has a face like a half sucked mango"

by BelindaCarlisleLover January 12, 2010

Mango Lassitude

The drowsy state that one achieves after eating a large meal at an Indian restaurant.

Thank you for dinner Anoop. Such mango lassitude I have, I could schluff off right here.

by Ville De Chaya May 27, 2009

Mangsty

Basically something disgusting or dirty. It also works if you call a person mangsty, if the person has a bad personality.

"Oh my gosh, do you know that girl Cassandra?! She's so annoying!" said Jessica
"For real! She's so mangsty!"

by the head barb May 6, 2021

mangozjeb

Polish equivalent for weeaboo

~boże ten typ to jebany mangozjeb

~god this dude is a fucking weeaboo

by MrLager March 29, 2016

Mango (Emoji)

Popularized by Instagram account Ebi_eats aka NurselifeRN.

Used most commonly as an emoji in reference to a female follower submitting a question related to a relationship (usually if a female should stay with a male) which will be reposted on said instagram user's story and common feedback to story by fellow followers would be "mango emoji." This euphemism has left many stumped and searching on various online dictionaries such as this for clarification. It basically means "Man-Go." As in, leave that man, drop him, break up, etc.

"I found my boyfriend of three years, texting other girls on a discrete and secret text messaging app. When I confronted him about this he says he never meets up with them, has no intention, and does it purely for entertainment. It makes me feel insecure and I love him but this is sketching me out. What should I do? "

"Answer - Mango (Emoji) as in leave him or Man-Go. "

by Ebi_Consumes May 15, 2020