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Get the madoline mug.Anally rape a Deer or A goat and ejaculate in its anus and the jam your fist in its anus and pull out the the shit and eat it.
Did you see alex give that goat a Mendocino Shit splitter (beastiality).
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by Mike(Chunky the Monkey) February 10, 2009
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Lake Mendocino is the best- I don't know WHY- but all I know is that it is.
I have been going to that lake for hella years- like since I was like... a baby and shit...
This year for Memorial Day Weekend- we got the best campsite their. My 2 good friends Addie RosalesAND Tianna Smart are goign and we are going to get FUCKED UP!!!!!
May 27-31st. :D
Lake Mendocino is the best- I don't know WHY- but all I know is that it is.
I have been going to that lake for hella years- like since I was like... a baby and shit...
This year for Memorial Day Weekend- we got the best campsite their. My 2 good friends Addie RosalesAND Tianna Smart are goign and we are going to get FUCKED UP!!!!!
May 27-31st. :D
My friends and I were in my dads old truck and we were all really drunk- screaming and swearing- so the guy who owned that campsite called the cops on us- and I told him to "Suck A dick"- so I got the cops called on me and was puking the whole night
Another example of Lake Mendocino- is when my dads friend Steve Carney took his boat out on the lake at like- 1 AM- and he ran out of gas- so he was stranded out their for the whole night.... Yup- Good times...
Another example of Lake Mendocino- is when my dads friend Steve Carney took his boat out on the lake at like- 1 AM- and he ran out of gas- so he was stranded out their for the whole night.... Yup- Good times...
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Man: Instead of mansplaining it to you I will "mando" it instead. (Thinks to himself: I would just have to do it again later. Mandoing will be faster than mansplaining and I won't have to fix what she fucked up.)
Man: Instead of mansplaining it to you I will "mando" it instead. (Thinks to himself: I would just have to do it again later. Mandoing will be faster than mansplaining and I won't have to fix what she fucked up.)
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