Gnome_mage

Gnome_Mages are a very well known little bunch. They are indeed quite better than Humans in all ways. Heck! they are better than ANY race in ANY way.

OMG! It's a Gnome_Mage run for you life he is going to own us!

by Cryomage March 31, 2009

black mage

One of the most revered online comic characters in existence. The sprite who was quoted saying - "Love is a very powerful force. Even moreso when it's focused into a coherent beam of destruction. Every time i cast hadoken, it siphons away some of the love in the universe. I'm not sure how much, but I'm given to understand the divorce rate goes up with each blast."

RM: Hey, BM, what makes your hadoken work, anyway?

BM: PROMISE not to tell anyone?

RM: For the purposes of this conversation, yes, I do.

BM: Love.

by bonekill January 7, 2005

Black Mage

A wielder of will. A nexus of power that has tapped into the very living ley lines of the cosmos! He can shake the bounds of creation with but a single word! The Heavens bow down to the might of his magic! The Gods quiver in fear that he should find them lacking in his favor. Reality itself is his plaything, nothing more than clay in his masterful and precise hands!

"Black Mage is a pervert!"

by Zeegy Bomb October 4, 2003

Red Mage

Commonly seen nowadays in the HIlarious sprite comic 8-Bit theatre. Is known for his min/maxing of abilities, and being a master of versatility. A jack of all trades, can switch around stats at will. Is burdened by the bane of all twinkers, a low CHArisma stat.

"My plans ALWAYS work, it's the laws of physics that get in my way!"

by Andybloodredmage April 20, 2004

Red Mage

In the first Final Fantasy game, a potentially well-balanced mix of Fighter, Black Mage, and White Mage.

In 8-Bit Theater, a transplant from the D & D universe obsessed with statistics and not much good in actual combat, but a great deal of good for witty comments...especially when he's the butt of the joke.

"I am...THE RED MAGE!"
(Cheesy lensflare, GO!)

by Ingonyama April 20, 2004

Hooded Mage

When the hood (labia majora) of a vagina peels back, revealing the mage, or the clitoris.

Kurtis: Ohhh dude I found the hooded mage on that chick last night!
Simon: Dude thats sweet!

by S.K.B. July 9, 2011

Toaster Mage

The definition of "lazy bastard".

Hobbies and Interests:
I sit around and do nothing?

by Axl DS January 16, 2005