Mac

A useless excuse of an operating system, far inferior to Windows.

Users are turn into brainwashed Mac fanboys and are constantly spamming up everything technical with mac propaganda.

Less stable, less popular, and less functional than Windows, contrary to the stereotypical representation conveyed by "Get a Mac" or "Switch" ads.

Mac Lovers say they look better, but it makes no difference in performance, and costs too much for anyone to buy.

Dan: I need a computer
Bill: How about getting a mac? It's 9001x better than Windows, and it looks better.
Dan: I DON'T GIVE A DEAD MOOSE'S LAST ****.

Luigi: I have a mac. I am far superior to all of you.
Mario: Go away, I don't have time to argue with you, you're just wasting my time, AGAIN.
Luigi: Do you know that macs are 3.14% better than the Windows ..........

by SmartPCLover April 13, 2009

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A very easy to use computer. It doesn't crash all the fucking time like P.C.'s do. It is alot easier to work with and gets better results and is MUCH faster than a pc. You can't play many games on it, but its best for its internet capabilities.

"I'm a retard. I use a P.C. It crashes all the time and I think I'll have to buy a new computer because this one sucks so much. Maybe this time I'll be smart and take a mac."

by marcotte March 11, 2003

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Computers that hipsters always buy. No better than a PC in terms of usefulness yet they always argue Macs > PCs

A mac isn't a computer, it is a hipster machine

by Roc18 October 07, 2010

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The best makeup out there. Makes lipgloss, eyeshadow, foundation, eyeliner, mascara...Comes in a variety of bold colors...Shimmer and non-shimmer...Don't let the price get to you, it is definately worth it. =)

1)Yes!! They've finally set up a mac counter at our mall!

2)PhOk Clinique..mac is the way to go!

by PREP istheNeW PIMP December 04, 2005

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